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optimus primal 

The commander of the deep space exploratory ship the Axalon, this Maximal took the name of his childhood hero in hopes it would make him helluva tough. It kinda did...but being a gorilla worked better. He fought man times with the beastial t-rex megatron, and it sorta resembled a scene from the remake of king kong. He went of into space and was blown up by jamming himself into a toaster like object based on the moon and created by the alien race 'The Vok' that was casting a death beam onto earth in order to explodify the energon deposits placed there by said beasties. He came back because if he didnt the series wouldn't have gone anywhere and he was granted a hoverboard. A monkey with a hoverboard, how quaint. Anyway, he clashed again with megatron and his beasties, going through a decepticon agent, his ship, and the axalon in order to preserve peace. Finally, Megatron found Optimus Prime sitting on his pimp throne in a volcano and blew his head to itty bitty pieces. This didn't stop Primal; he acted brashly just like Mr. T and took Prime's spark into his body, and he began to mutate as if he were Mr. T and he ate his greens and drank his milk every day. This made him Optimal Optimus, and he was truly helluva tough. He was a monkeytankplanebot, and acted like Prime for an episode. Ultimately, he starred in a spin off of beast wars called beast machines and halfway through the show the rating went into the toiled and mainframe made him perform some brokebackesqueness with megatron, falling into the heart of cybertron while emracing his foe, claiming that he wished he knew a way to quit him. They both died...I think.
Well, that's just Prime! -catchphrase of Optimus Primal

Transform and roll out! -while possed by Prime
optimus primal by zeromus prime February 23, 2007

Optimus Queer 

1. Often used to describe a specific nerd who seems to have a nerdgasm at the sight of Optimus Prime can easily be found in a crowd by screaming approval to the fictional being.

2. Usually yells and cries during the best parts of a transformer movie and all fight scenes.
1. Transformers 2 would have been the shit if that Optimus Queer would have shut the fuck up during the movie fag.
Optimus Queer by TH3 UNNAM3D June 30, 2009

Optimus Prime 

The leader of the Autobot army in Transformers and the main character, which exlpains why he's in every transformers sereis from Transformers Generation One to Transformers Armada to Transformers Cybertron.
I am Optimus Prime,leader of the Autobots
Optimus Prime by mhd01 January 20, 2006

Optimus Christ 

A religious authority that transforms scripture to interpret it in a way that supports their goals.
Spoof on Transformers robots that change shape.
If a scripture is contradicting, Optimus Christ will either re-interpret it or ignore it.
Optimus Christ by Shaizi July 3, 2007

Optimus Prime 

Jesus couldn't turn into a fire truck.
Optimus Prime by Hobojack14 May 27, 2008

Optimus Prime 

Boy: Sorry i broke your moms vase

Other boy: Oh for Prime's sake, you better pray to Optimus that she doesnt find out!

optimus prime
Optimus Prime by SupremeNinjew October 4, 2009