if somebody punches you, you are allowed to call one for contact and punch them back without any repercussions.
Rules:
- The return punch must be around the same strength as the original one.
- If the person who calls one for contact is a pussy and doesn't want to hit the original person, then they can pass the

one for contact over to another person.
- If a person calls one for contact they can save it for later, however it expires by midnight that night.

Jeff: "fuck you kenny!"(punch)
Kenny: "one for contact, Jeff"
Kenny: (punch)

one for contact by KennyJeff May 1, 2019

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two for the pink one for the stink

1. sticking two fingers in the vagina and one in the anus
2. see shocker

I gave her two for the pink and one for the stink and she was moaning for more

two for the pink one for the stink by Seek May 5, 2004

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party for one

to make a lot of ruckus while doing something alone. having way too much fun with yourself. while this term is often dirty and implies masturbation, it can involve anything- from playing a drinking game alone to a one-man game of Dance Dance Revolution.

neighbour #1: "what the hellis that noise next door? is larry having a party."

neighbour #2: "more like a party for one."

party for one by Partier of One March 8, 2009

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