Crazy on my ass 

To act normal at the beginning of a relationship and spontaneously or gradually losing your basic abilities of common sense and in turn become psychotic.

My friend and I were tight friends until we moved in together and he went crazy on my ass.

Crazy on my ass by Photo Bombee August 14, 2008

fuck my ass hard and vomit on my dick 

All I really want...

Hey Chad! could you please fuck my ass hard and vomit on my dick?

fuck my ass hard and vomit on my dick by I want to die drowned by semen December 3, 2017

jizz on my ass 

When a hot fecking dude shoots his load all over your glorious ass... its hot and then it goes fecking cold n claggy... eeewww

But it's nice 😋

So I met him in a bar... he was cute.. we bonked and he shot his load all over my ass up a back alley... sweeeet!

He jizz on my ass!

jizz on my ass by Naughtynikki August 21, 2017

im on my ass 

something you would say when you are super drunk/high but at the same time relaxed.

“im on my ass now that i took 2 bong hits and an edible

im on my ass by aidenthetank December 9, 2020

She farted on my ass 

damn

AHHHGH SHE FARTED ON MY ASSHOLE

She farted on my ass by she farted on my discs January 12, 2021

You're the wart on my ass 

A term meaning someone is super close to you. This may be negative or positive.

Person 1: You're clingy, almost as if you're the wart on my ass!
Person 2: nuh uh

You're the wart on my ass by aggressivesprite August 12, 2023

laugh my ass on 

When your ass falls off your body, and you need to suck it back on by laughing.

Jamal ate my ass last night i need to laugh my ass on!! XD

laugh my ass on by Blkmater October 7, 2017