During oral sex, deep throat the girl so much that she gags on your cock and throws up on it. Then have anal sex with the vomit still on your dick and you have made a spanish omlet
gross. super fetish. when one takes the act of making an omlet, a perfectly good omlet. a smuthering it in shit and lick it with your lover. then you proceed to eat it off her poontang. or you could "tonuge punch the fart box" with it.
man1........my wife wants me to give her a portugese omlet.
man2. dear god. i'd rather be clevelandsteamed than that.
man3 gross.
When a man and a woman are planning to have sex and they get an egg or two and dump it into the woman's vagina have sex, dump out the egg, cook it, and eat it!
Ted: Man that Portuguese Omlet was great last night and that omlet for breakfast in the morning was delicious.
You find a girl on the brink of vomit, lay her face down on the bed with her head over the edge hovering a bucket. The object is to nail her hard enough from behind that she pukes. Bonus points if you go at her family style or dump the bucket on her when you're through.
When we're done with these jager shots i'm going to take her home for a western omlet