Olmsted Falls High School 

located in olmsted falls, ohio. parents want their kids to go to school there because they think its a good school system, when really its not. theres at least 1 fight every week, and the cops even have to come sometimes! sometimes theres even a food fight! most of the people at ofhs are preppy wannabes, that act like theyre better than everyone else, when really they only have like 5 friends. everyone stereotypes and judges everyone else, so its impossible to ever make a new friend. people always claim to have huge, awesome parties, when really they just end up sitting in their basement with their dog, watching twilight. so lame that when i went to write olmsted falls, i accidentally wrote olmsted fails. no joke.

person 1: i go to olmsted falls high school
person 2: aw dude that sucks i feel so bad for you

Olmsted Falls High School by iliveinolmstedFAILS November 27, 2009

Olmstead 

n--The greatest and most powerful wizad to ever live. Like Gandalf, but better.

adj--Posessing more magical prowess than Gandalf, Dumbledore, Merlin, and Tim combined

Olmstead beat Merllin at chess yesterday. No one was surprised.

That kid is a genius! He's basically a prospective Olmstead.

Olmstead by PTH^2 September 24, 2011

olmsted falls 

boring, rainy annoying drama filled place where nothing exiting happens. filled with wanna be partyers. wanna be badass kids and wanna be black kids. we are a 99.99 percent white community and NO ONE IS GANGSTER! olmsted falls is a place where no one has the balls to have a party. we do have some partys at the nest these partys are had by TEAM RETARD!

olmsted falls would have the worlds highest seuicide rate if it wasnt for team retard

olmsted falls by ryan olmsted falls February 23, 2009

olmsted falls high school 

Located in olmsted falls ohio. really small lame high school, over controlled by power hungry assistant principles, also tend to hire and accommodate sexual preditors as teachers..The school is filled with your fare share of false preppy kids from medium income families you tan to orange and rock abercrombie....Also has a good number os fake scene kids who dress over eccentricly to gain attenion and think they are very deep into music and hardcore because they listen to such bands as "bring me the horizon" there are also like 4 black kids who live on some farm near the outskirts of town,and theres also like 4 wigger kids who live near there too.

A typical happening at olmsted falls high school....

Real musician from OFHS: Dude are you going to go to the converge show? theyre touring with 3 other really good hardcore bands

"fake sccenester who over hears: yeah arent they comming with bring me the horizon??

Real musicion from OFHS: kill yourself...

olmsted falls high school by poonmastuh March 3, 2009

Olms 

1. Another word meaning Homie or to aknowledge a close friend. Deterived from the Olmec tribe. A friend so close you'd consider him your brother.

2. Can also be said as olmec

1. Yo olms, you tryin to go on a burn run or something?

2. Yo olmec pass me the J

Olms by Y0shi January 4, 2008

North Olmsted douche 

Typically a guy that goes to a community college rather than somewhere out of state, and studies something irrelevant while applauding themselves for it, lives in the same place or the same city they grew up in there whole life, worksout a lot and consider themselves “bodybuilders” yet they are never toned enough to be considered that. They all work at car dealerships and have the same group of friends.

Check out the North Olmsted douche over there, he graduated high school like 6 years ago and still acts like tool.

North Olmsted douche by SumGuyThatDidYourMom May 9, 2018

Olstinske 

1. One who destroys multiple cars and smokes themselves retarded in doing so causing the destructions of said cars.

2. A 'hella sick' person

3. Duck Butter

1. You totally pulled an Olstinske the other night when you totalled your dads golf!

2. He totally cleared that rip like an Olstinske!

3. Those pastries you just ate where covered in Olstinske!

Olstinske by hans unt mike August 4, 2007