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penis obligation 

A situation to which a male must react in a particular way so as to preserve, exhibit, or confirm his heterosexual male status.
Girlfriend: That poor dwarf got kicked in the nuts by a chimpanzee wearing a karate uniform, and you laughed and cheered?? What's wrong with you?

Boyfriend: Sorry; penis obligation.

blowj-obligation 

the unspoken obligation a woman has to her man to provide oral. This act is in reciprocation for exceptional behavior, surprisingly pleasant acts of kindness, or prolonged period without the experience of a blow job.
Girl: I love the flowers! They are my favorite!
Boy: Now it's time for you to fulfill your blowj-obligation! (begins to unzip jeans)

followers obligation

A situation in which, through no fault of the follow (typically male), one has found themselves walking behind another (typically female), with the follwed oblivious to the follower.
This commonly occurs on city streets, college campuses/ towns, or parking lots. In the situation of the follower, it becomes necessary to make oneself known before discovered.

Following without the followed knowing becomes exponentially risky/awkward/sketchy as hours grow late, especially when discovered.
Do's

1 walk casually
2 walk slowly
3 start a fake cell phone convo to alert presence
4 cough if necessary
5 keep eyes moving/ as to not be caught staring in the case of a quick turnaround
6 act slightly drunk or impaired
7 scuffle feet acouple times

Don'ts

1 walk fast
2 jog
3 run
4 sprint
5 walk as if to not make any noise
6 be caught within shadow range
7 be a known sex offender

DVR Obligation

The feeling that accompanies a jam-packed queue of recorded shows on ones DVR in which a compulsion exists to watch all the programming and clear the list.
I'd love to come to that party where all our friends are going to be but my DVR Obligation is making me stay home so I can watch my shows. Ahhhhh...what happened to my life???
DVR Obligation by CoolGuyRandall February 21, 2012

sex obligation ethics 

an ethics in which it is wrong to withold sex from someone and cause suffering from sex pangs. which is equal to a punch in the face ect.

Racial obligation 

the obligation of a race to continue that race, or an excuse as to why you got pregnant (only applicable when the person, or persons are of the same race)
dude, the white people in this town are running low, well i guess that give us the racial obligation to knock a girl up

But dad! he knocked me up cause we have a racial obligation to continue our race
Racial obligation by wikidgirl420 February 5, 2010