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Kane Nutley 

Someone who has pale skin and chode fingers, usually ginger. Commonly considered to be the ultimate reasoning for abortion.
Person 1: Why does Kane Nutley only eat bread?
Person 2: He can't lift anything else up with his chode fingers.

Leah Nutley

my guy leah is the sexiest women to ever walk this earth if i had the chance i would suck her yk what, she is finer than a mf and amazing at stick and puck due to her massive yk what
"yo do you know leah nutley" "yeah bro shes a hockey goddess and has a massive yk what that ive sucked" "no way bro lucky"
Leah Nutley by mraf16 March 2, 2022
verb,

the act of bullshiting about sexual experiances; most commonly involving a blowjob or oral sex
Person1: "yeah, she sucked me off, it was kinda like sideways for 10 mins then errr.... ummmm ....she spat it into a sink"
Person 2: "thats such bs, dont be such a Notley"
Notley by LouTheLimpet April 25, 2013
Not in posession of ones male reproductive organs. This does not include the penis as it is merely a delivery device.
After Brads bull riding accident, he became nutless.
nutless by Snot416 August 1, 2007

nutless monkey 

noun: someone with no particular skill.
The phrase appears in the movie Tropic Thunder, when the character Les Grossman (played by Tom Cruise) tells a studio executive "A nutless monkey could do your job."
nutless monkey by Lorem Ipsum December 4, 2013
Where someone, specifically someone called Callum, nuts so hard that their leg cramps.
"Callums nutleg was extreme on the way to tesco."
NutLeg by emojisrcool69 January 17, 2018