The expression for what you do with your buttcheeks when you need to really need to hold in your fart. Called "nutcracking" because you clench your cheeks so tightly that you could crack a walnut (or some other kind of nut) in between them.

Oh man, I'm totally nutcracking it right now!

nutcracking by Twin D-hoo June 1, 2010

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nutcrackering

The sex act of "scissoring" with two dudes.

Tim: Hey Loverboy are you ready for some sweet sweet backdoor action now or what?
Bill: I'm sorry Poopykins, but my backdoor is a little musky right now.
Tim: That's OK, I was kind of in the mood for some nutcrackering tonight anyways!

nutcrackering by Captain James T. Chez January 10, 2015

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son of a nutcracker

it`s a polite way of saying son of a bitch

you hit your thumb with a hammer

and you say son of a nutcracker

son of a nutcracker by jschli6 March 7, 2014

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nutcracker

A tough woman who, when provoked, will literally crack your nuts.

Oh boy, don't mess with Hilary, she's a nutcracker!

nutcracker by p3214 May 25, 2009

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