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Noun- Someone that sucks at an online game. Used as an insult that typically irritates the person at whom it is being directed. Derived from the word nub, which is a variation of the word noob. Usually, the word nubcake is exchanged among experienced players in a joking manor, since most real noobs would not understand its meaning.
"sweet micro nubcake..."

"lol noob, would you like some nubsauce with ur nubcakes?"

"wow...gg, ally is a complete nubcake"

"aight man, ttyl" "peace nubcake"
nubcake by Chris Mickle November 29, 2006
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a variation of the word "noob" plus all the deliciousness of cake all made up into one word. Makes for epic funny insult.
Player1: man, this game owns! *gets shot in the head.*

Player2: *looks @ dead body + laughs.* what a nubcake!

Player1: ha ha-Shuddap...
nubcake by Jet Almighty March 7, 2009

nubcakes 'con pwnzor

The ultimate noob word. Only to be used under the worst circumstances. Commenly used by the mexican race while learning english. Very well deserved to people who are called it.
"So what happend leroy?" (While playing halo) "I tried to use my assult rifle to hit him from across the map cause i thought the bullets would kill everyone on the field"

Nubcakes 

A person who has a bad understanding of how things work.
Someone very nooby.
Someone who is new at something
Someone who can't do anything right
Person 1: Hey you know that new girl Aysha Fiaz? She asked me how to use the pencil sharperner!
Person 2: HAHA WHAT A NUBCAKE!

Person 1: awh man I dont know how to use this program
Person 2: HAHA NUBCAKES!
Nubcakes by sykestiffy December 20, 2008

nubcakes 

DUDE stop being a nubcakes and give me the sniper.
nubcakes by karl k July 1, 2004
A better variation of "noob" and "nub", as first used in DigitalPh33r's Arby n' the Chief, said by Master Chief to the Arbiter.
Hey nubcake, I just totally pwned you.
nubcake by hhcash June 15, 2008
one who sucks horribly at all and every thing ever invented... worse than a noob
you suck you fucking nubcake, you cant do anything for shit!
nubcake by agra_unknown October 18, 2008