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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 

A very good '80s Cartoon show (based on comics) that came back into popularity lately with newer wave of teenagers/Hot Topic Kids saying it was "Teh Sex". If you are younger than 18 as of 2006 more than likly you did not grow up with them and should shove it.
I used to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with my brother all the time growing up. Along with Dark Wing Duck, Tail Spin, X-men, and Legends of the Hidden Temple.
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Rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song 

Badass theme song
Person 1: yo bro

Person 2: what?

Person 1: have you heard the rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song?

Person 2: no what's that?

Person 1: let me play it for you!

*song starts*

Riseeee

Rise of the... teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Rise of the!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Heros in a half shell!
TURTLE POWER!

Rising up against evil!
Paint the city green!
Raph is ready for a fight!
Leos making a scene!
Mikeys gotGOT rad skills!
Donnie rocksROCKS machines!

With each other they discover their destiny and rise!

COWABUNGA!

Rise of the!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Heros in a half shell!

RISEEEEEEES!

teenage mutant ninja turtles 

$20 bucks says these smooth pimp daddies can beat the shit out of those fruitbag Power Rangers seven sides of Sunday.
Michaelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael. Ph33r.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 

The four sexiest mutant turtles ever created. Raphael is the studliest, none of the other's compare.
Raphael is the studliest, none of the other's compare.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 

1: Michaelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael.

2: Appeared as a comic book in the 1980s

3: Created by Chuck Norris, on one fine day when he decided to eat four turtles whole. After they passed through his body, they had grown 6 feet and learned karate.
"Don't make me go Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on your ass, son, Chuck Norris is on MY side"

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 

green dudes who would so kick mofo power rangers skinny little butts.
Greengirl4Donatello4life.
turtles in a half shell-TURTLE POWER!
*SCREAMS* YEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 

A franchise that reached world-wide popularity circa-1990. The charactors were four mutated turtles that were the size of humans, crave pizza, talk and have expert martial at skills, learned from a similarly mutated giant rat... Master splinter. Their sworn enemy was The Shredder, or "Shreadhead"/"metalmouth".
I used to watch this before school every day 14 years ago.