Sweaty Napper 

After running around the track for a 4:11 mile, you crawl up on your girl, ball her to the point of exhaustion, and pass out for a quick, sweaty nap.

Nay, I'm good - I took a sweaty napper earlier, so I am ready to go out and dance some more.

Sweaty Napper by swude September 19, 2009

crapper-napper

noun. a foot or leg that falls asleep due to circulation being cut-off from sitting on the toilet for a prolonged period of time; adjective. a numbing or tingling sensation in the foot or leg that is the result of sitting on the toilet for a prolonged period of time

15 minutes later, Joe came limping out of the bathroom, complaining of a crapper-napper.

Ralph got a crapper-napper from sitting on the toilet.

crapper-napper by Lincoln Silver August 3, 2007

crap napper 

One who falls asleep on the toilet

Why is it everytime I walk in the john, the crap napper is snoring in the handicap stall, yo?

crap napper by amadding September 26, 2008

ditch napper 

The act of inducing a Xanax-like coma and intentionally slamming your vehicle in a ditch to take a nap.

Dude is such a ditch napper. I bet he has a couple bars left in his pocket and a sign in his grill.

ditch napper by C. Sampson April 2, 2009

crapper napper 

One who habitually falls asleep while on the toilet.

MIKE: Today Billy went on break for an hour and a half.
ROGER: Why was he on break so long?
MIKE: Well, I went to the bathroom to take a piss and heard snoring and found out that Billy is a CRAPPER NAPPER !!! he fell asleep!

crapper napper by Mikial Muzio April 16, 2007

cradle napper 

someone who gets busy with, taps, and/or tries to date someone who is significantly younger than them. see cradle robber.

john: dude, stop being a cradle napper
dude: what, nah man shes fine and shes got grass on the field.... i'mma play ball
john: DUDE shes like 12!

cradle napper by optimysterious prime July 8, 2010

nigger napper 

A Person of any race who only targets and kid naps young niggers or Niglets(Mini Niggers) Not to be confused with Midgets.

Did you guys here what tom did over the weekend? No what did he do!? He went full nigger napper and stole like 5 kids.

nigger napper by King NIgger September 11, 2013