stuff my dude 

Asking a guy friend to stuff his dick in you when you're feeling blue.

Bryce: Hey man, you still bummed about Thomas moving?
Dustin: Yeah, plus Matt and Sean getting into that accident. Mind asking Nick to stuff my dude? I think it would make me feel better.

stuff my dude by Dusty927 July 7, 2017

Suck my tits dude 

A uniquely female way to say "Fuck Off". Commonly abbreviated as SMTD.

Liz: "working overtime again?"

Rachel: "yeah, John called out again, so I'm working a double shift. He can suck my tits dude!!"

Suck my tits dude by Shabbyrue May 2, 2015

Hello my litty dude 

A greeting from the hood

Barbra: Oh hi mark.

Mark: hello my litty dude

Hello my litty dude by Johncena27 May 10, 2019

my tall dude 

A very tall and unusual dude who offer has different personalities

My tall dude is very tall and strange

my tall dude by My tall dude March 29, 2017

Yo why is there a homeless dude on my dick rn 

when you question why a homeless dude is on your dick

"yo why is there a homeless dude on my dick rn?" "shiii idk"

Yo why is there a homeless dude on my dick rn by Random schoolkid December 5, 2021

dude where's my car? 

One of the shibbiest movies ever. Has a lot of really awsome jokes.

1. "dude where's my car?" "where's ur car dude?"
2. "just the chicken, rice, soup, and cookies" "and then?" "no, no and then!" ect..
3. "shibby!"

dude where's my car? by KelseyisGir July 16, 2009

dude, where's my car? 

what you say when you can't find your car.

"dude where's my car?"
"wheres your car, dude?"

dude, where's my car? by PaulJar the Pornostar November 18, 2003