Muff Slush Surprise

The act of a middle aged women of a moderate weight sliding down a hill. Her pants and underwear must be off, and the hill has to have frigid temperatures and dew must still be on the ground. Upon sliding down, the dew from the hill has collected in the pubical regions of the woman's crotchal area. After obtaining the excess collection, it may be used as spread on various delicacies. Examples include bread, cakes, funnel cakes, cupcakes, cookies, muffins, bagels, salads, and sandwiches.

Mary took advantage of Jim's wedding and made her infamous "Muff Slush Surprise Upside Down Cake."
The guests loved her special topping.

Muff Slush Surprise by dr.stevebrule December 17, 2009

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Muff Stacking

Muff stacking is the act of stacking two or more nude women belly to back and licking from the bottom to the top. Ideally, the women should be placed vertically in order of attraction and/or delicious taste.

Bro, I open the door last night and Yoon's got Mandy, Jess and Rachel stacked hot to bottom. Guy is a real Muff Stacking, Tower of Tuna eating mofo.

Muff Stacking by JTT1414 April 22, 2014

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muff slap

the act of smacking a vagina in order to inflict painful pleasure. The accepted technique is useful when a girl is on her period, since muff slapping does not involve penetration. Advanced slappers indulge in a pre-slap lick of the fingertips (in order to "get it wet"). Most commonly used on crack whores or slutty broads.

Ryan: Yo, did you fuck that bitch last night?
Evan: Nah she had her period so i got it wet then muff slapped the shit outta her.
Ryan: Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiits!

muff slap by get it wet 6 February 17, 2008