molson canadian 

almost as bad as coors light.

Person 1: Hey man this beer tastes like piss.

Person 2: Yeah, that's because it's Molson Canadian...at least it's better than Coors Light.

molson canadian by Stanley Sachs March 30, 2008

Molson Scale 

The amount of beers a man has to drink before he beds a woman.

The hot girl in psych class has a Molson scale of 0 to 1, whereas your elderly grandmother has a Molson scale of 25.

Molson Scale by Dansky Kral February 22, 2011

snowy molson 

The act of using a beer bottle to masturbate a woman while she has a yeast infection.

Tom couldn't return the bottle he used to give Heather a snowy molson because you can't recycle yeast infection.

snowy molson by Tom, Neil, Bill, Jon May 19, 2007

Cole Moleson 

For when you got that #CEOmindset

#ceomindset #colemoleson @colemoleson Cole Moleson

Cole Moleson by RangerTW February 8, 2021

Molon Labe 

Englishified Greek for "Come and get it." Pronounced "Moh-lone Lah-Veh". Common context is in relation to firearms and firearm laws, as a declaration to be made to anyone that wishes to confiscate your gun(s).

Originates from King Leonidas of Sparta, in a message to King Xerxes of Persia, when an overwhelming Persian army demanded that 300 Spartan warriors drop their weapons. Leonidas replied "Molon Labe" (Come and get them) and 300 of his Spartans, and Leonidas himself, were killed, but in so doing killed took huge tolls on the enemy and stalled the Persian army for long enough to let the rest of Greece prepare themselves for the war.

If someone comes to take your guns, tell them "Molon Labe".

Molon Labe by Keti Kotaree February 1, 2006

monson strong 

Term used to describe the strength of a small town redneck community. More often than not users of this phrase will have a mullet haircut, be wearing overalls (in woodland camo), and be chewing some sort of tobacco.

A tornado rips through your community destroying all things you love..... From the front yard of where your trailer used to be ,you scream "MONSON STRONG" to let the world know your strong!

monson strong by Wayne zuba December 12, 2013

Drew Monson 

A lonely motherfucker with a big fat ass. Loves showing tit and making small children piss. His toe is cold. Give him a fucking milkshake, bitch. His face resembles a healthy clitoris. He enjoys taking his turtle on long walks to the pharmacy.

Doctor: on a scale of one to Drew Monson, how healthy do you think your clit is?
You: Drew Monson!

Drew Monson by rodeojones December 11, 2014