MMO Girlfriend 

The girl you commonly hang out with while in-game of your favorite massively multi-player online role-playing game. Her irl boyfriend plays an MMORPG, but she doesn't like the one he plays, so she happens to play the one you like. This results in you and your MMO Girlfriend spending more time with each other than with your irl relationships. You are either single irl, or your irl girlfriend/wife does not play MMOG's, in which case you will soon be single irl. You are not allowed by your MMO Girlfriend to complete quests or advance level without her, so you will likely create at least one other alternate toon to play while she is offline.

To your friends in Vent, this relationship is especially comical if you chose to make your in-game character a female, and your MMO Girlfriend chose to make her toon a male. This is actually a very common occurrence, due to the male player's desire to create an attractive toon to stare at, and the female player's desire to remain largely unidentifiable as a female irl.

MMO Girlfriend by Mixel Cores March 18, 2011

MMO Turd 

MMO Turd is a definition used for an upset forum poster on a MMO forum site. Their characteristics consist of general hate towards modern video games, anger over updates that the majority of player base was asking for and many nonsensical conclusions. They are usually disappointed in what they have become but instead of turning that around, they turn against the game that brings them happiness as they do not believe themselves to be deserving of the good vibes. Therefore, while waiting on que for the next dungeon or battleground, they take it to the forums where they must ruin anything enjoyable for everyone around them, feeding on any attention given to them while digging their hole of self pity even deeper. Also, they have always stopped playing the game in question. Of course they have, why else would they be posting on the game forums.

I haven't seen him in years. His friends say the internet got him and he is now a MMO Turd.

Don't look at them, Ricky. I don't want you to be influenced by MMO Turds...
- It's too late, mother. You guys are paying for an incredibly bad product and for some reason okay with being treated like crap. i don't tolerate that and thus stopped paying.

Why don't you try and enjoy something for a change instead of being a MMO Turd.

MMO Turd by Animafreak April 13, 2021

MMO Desperation 

1) Someone feeling that they need currency or a certain item on an MMO so bad that they take desperate measures to get what it is they want
2) Someone taking deperate measures to get a girlfriend/boyfriend on an online game

I saw this girl on WoW chat spamming she'd send pictures of herself naked to all guys on that server. That's a sign of MMO Desperation.

MMO Desperation by ExplosivePants December 24, 2010

MMO Hunch 

A hunch of the upper back that results from years of intense, prolonged Massively Multiplayer Online gaming sessions.

Man, Jamie just ended his 8 year relationship with World of Warcraft and all he's left with is his MMO Hunch.

MMO Hunch by Gmullz October 12, 2013

mmo whore 

One who changes MMOs (Massive Multilayer Online) very frequently and can not stay with one for more then 2-3 weeks

"Did you hear about Murdok? He just bought World of Warcraft last week but this week he bought Lord of the Rings online. I think he said he was going to play Runescape next month. He is such an MMO whore for switching so much."

mmo whore by Litch January 1, 2009

MMO Hole 

(noun) The place people go when they spend every waking moment playing an MMORPG.

Dave has been in an MMO Hole ever since the latest expansion released.

Jane threw herself into an MMO Hole after the break up. I guess she couldn't stand being herself anymore.

MMO Hole by Dr. Cheatsonwife October 1, 2020

MMO Dropout 

A person who plays many mmos and never reaches the final level on any of the games they play. They always switch to another mmo before getting far in the last one they were playing.

MMO Dropout .....

MMO Dropout by deathspard4 July 28, 2011