Mince 

The highest form of praise anything can recieve
It goes as follows:
Shite
Bad
Average
Good
Exellent
Legendary
Mince

There is no higher form of greatness, comes from a combination of the words immense and mint.

"So was the film any good then?"
"It was amazing, i would go as far to say it was legendary"
"Thats not good enough, it was absolutely mince!"

Mince by PlipandPlop June 23, 2007

Mince 

verb 'to mince'
To spend 'quality' time with your gf when you could be having much better time with your mates and you know it.
In extreme cases one might say 'boiling a bag of mince'

Wheres steve wasnt he supposed to be coming for a surf?
Nah hes on the fucking mince.
Surprise sur-fucking-prise

or

You out on thursday
Nah mate im boiling a bag of mince
Aeeetn

Mince by johhnyboygomez June 20, 2005

MINCE 

what to shout at somebody who looks homosexual in anyway (walking, clothes, facial expression)

paul: hey nick look at that guy
nick: yeah he looks gay
paul: *shouts& MINCE!!

MINCE by paul of death October 21, 2003

mince 

adj.
1. acne or pimples

verb.
1. to 'pop' acne or pimples

Alex: "Thomas bro, your mince is bad as today!"

Thomas: "far i had a mean mincing session today"

mince by Skintightaz June 24, 2007

mince 

Ugly

"Her face is all mince."

mince by Anonymous July 31, 2003

Mince 

Death Metal

I feel like listening to some mince

This Cannibal Corpse album is pretty mincey

Mince by Altar Of Death December 7, 2003

mince 

Has now changed from the way a homosexual would walk, to a old womens vagina.

shutup you mince

mince by Mant November 6, 2008