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New Minnow Microscopic Silicone Volcano Cone E Osis 

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis except you say each word.
Yo, say that long 45-letter word.
Ok! New Minnow Microscopic Silicone Volcano Cone E Osis

microscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis 

a miner's lung disease caused by inhaling microscopic particles of silicone
that dude died of microscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis last week

Microscope 

a scientific device used to magnify someone's insanely small chode
Holy shit! Quick! Grab a microscope! This guy's dick is too damn small!
Microscope by agent armchair March 12, 2017

Microscopdick

A DICK THAT IS MICROSCOPIC WHICH MEANS IT IS VERY SMALL
Noah has a microscopdick
Microscopdick by Fatcaucasionmom September 21, 2018

human microscope 

When a man cums inside of a woman's eye and she looks up at a light to watch the sperm moving around.
Bro I totally turned your Girlfriend into a Human Microscope last night

Microscope 

Apparatus that is commonly used to engage in the smoking of a certain herb.
Hey man, that's my microscope.

MiCroScOpE. Now I'm skiing...