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a miner's lung disease caused by inhaling microscopic particles of silicone

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a scientific device used to magnify someone's insanely small chode

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When a man cums inside of a woman's eye and she looks up at a light to watch the sperm moving around.

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Apparatus that is commonly used to engage in the smoking of a certain herb.

Hey man, that's my microscope.

MiCroScOpE. Now I'm skiing...

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