mayo 

verb.

when a man or woman is sexually aroused and releases a creamy sticky white substance from the genitalia region. see semen.

noun- the substance released.

while watching 2 girls 1 cup, simon mayoed everywhere.

why would you leave mayo stains on your bed?

mayo by juddyyyyyyy June 26, 2008

Mayo 

A large man with an oversized head that can eat an enitre jar of mayo, down a fifth of wild turkey, and still be able to run around without a shirt showing his sloppy titties and still find no shame in it the next day.

Dude1: Dude, last night you got so sloppy drunk you beat up your friend, broke into a house, stole a hoagie, got put in bed by the cops and ate a chicks fat hairy cookie.

Dude2: Hmmm, I honestly do not care, suck on my ball sack.

Dude1: Dude, your such a mayo.

Mayo by Lucas White January 18, 2008

Mayo 

Substance slathered on the balls and then slapped gently upon the chin of an enemy or hot chick. used while whispering in the ear of the mentioned enemy / hot chick, " everything will be okay."

Guy- Everything will be okay, I brought the Mayo.
Girl- Okay.. Wait.. What?

Mayo by TheCockNaziJoy November 18, 2010

Mayo 

The ultimate instrument. Only legends play it.

"Is Mayonnaise an instrument" - Patrick Star

Mayo by ScienceDude23 November 18, 2020

mayo 

Which means "I love you".

Mayo, hayo, can I hug you and kiss you?

mayo by sare_xx December 20, 2008

Mayo 

Jesus' Jizz

Jesus:"this wine represents my blood, this bread represents my flesh"
Thomas:"what about this Mayo?"
Jesus:*winks*
Thomas: (눈‸눈)

Mayo by Crosx February 29, 2020

Mayo 

When coworkers are dating and one cheats with another coworker.

Did you hear that Bob pulled a Mayo?

Mayo by gotu_XX September 29, 2009