mashed 

1. Not only to be drunk, but to be drunk to such an extent that, upon entering the local chinese restaurant, you mistake a group of tamil guys for jamaicans and ask them in a low grunt "yo are you mashed"

2. Getting hit upside the head after calling a group of tamils jamaican

"he was so mashed he asked those jamaicans if they were mashed"
"those were tamils u idiot, what are you mashed?"

mashed by UrBan_deFineR December 18, 2005

mashed 

mic wernej as seen at nick warren

mic was soooo mashed at Nick Warren on saturday night

mashed by sum guy March 26, 2003

mashed 

to be hyper on natural highs and not drugs you little townie dingers!!! u shudnt take drugs!! and mashed is to be hiyperrrrrrrr!

im so mashed after that red bull!!1

mashed by jellyspoon123 July 1, 2005

Mashed 

Like stoned, baked, blown.

Damn dude, I'm pretty mashed right now .

Mashed by High-c- December 20, 2016

mashed 

Mashed is a word which describes a person who has just completed a difficult task and is feeling great.

bro ur so mashed! i hope you remain like that after every exam

mashed by Onamah May 8, 2018

Mashed 

Getting high off marijuana

Male: what did you do last night bro?

Me: I got so mashed man, it was awesome.

Mashed by Memeking56 May 19, 2021

Mashed 

To say sweet things about someone.

Troy mashed about me to his friends.

Omg he was mashing about me so hard on text I was blushing

Mashed by mypfp April 1, 2024