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1) A particularly fine male specimen, usually being quite muscular or "buff".

2) A very thick and fluffy pancake that only a MAN could possibly finish.
"Hey, have you seen Jake Gyllenhaal lately? What a MANCAKE!"

If a woman were to somehow come close to finishing this here mancake, it would probably distort the spacetime continuum.
mancake by Teenage Lobotomy October 31, 2007

Mancake Mix 

*walking into a cheap hotel room to investigate a prostitutes murder* “It smells like shame and pancake mix in here captain…” “The shame parts right, but that smell is more like mancake mix if you catch my drift.” *panik*

snapple juice mancake 

a heap of plates, apple juice boxes, pancakes, ham, syrup and garbage
the snapple juice mancake was bitchin
snapple juice mancake by oppop June 29, 2009
1)a cake or pastry baked by a male

2)an attractive, preferably slightly thick male
I'm hungry for mancake
mancake by kelley April 20, 2004
Similar in nature to a Pancake, the Mancake is a Man-Pancake. Composed of Bisquick, eggs, protein powder, beer and rusty nails the Mancake contains over 75% of your daily huge cock values. Cooking demonstration --> youtube.com/watch?v=aVamEOjJcaM
Jim was a skinny little bitch. Then one day he woke up and had a Mancake for breakfast. Jim now beats his wife, fornicates with fly honnies and when he's not too busy beats the shit out of his dog, Rover.
Mancake by Bonedoggg October 13, 2008
Foundation or tanning make-up on men. A portmanteau of "man" and "pancake" (as in the thick, heavy-coverage make-up frequently used on television presenters). Mancake is more derogatory than its guyliner equivalent, suggesting over-use of the product resulting in a baked, orangey hue a la George Hamilton.
Zac Efron's overly matte complexion has started rumours he's a fan of the mancake.
mancake by J. J. K. November 26, 2007