*walking into a cheap hotel room to investigate a prostitutes murder* “It smells like shame and pancake mix in here captain…” “The shame parts right, but that smell is more like mancake mix if you catch my drift.” *panik*
Similar in nature to a Pancake, the Mancake is a Man-Pancake. Composed of Bisquick, eggs, protein powder, beer and rusty nails the Mancake contains over 75% of your daily huge cock values. Cooking demonstration --> youtube.com/watch?v=aVamEOjJcaM
Jim was a skinny little bitch. Then one day he woke up and had a Mancake for breakfast. Jim now beats his wife, fornicates with fly honnies and when he's not too busy beats the shit out of his dog, Rover.
Foundation or tanning make-up on men. A portmanteau of "man" and "pancake" (as in the thick, heavy-coverage make-up frequently used on television presenters). Mancake is more derogatory than its guyliner equivalent, suggesting over-use of the product resulting in a baked, orangey hue a la George Hamilton.