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my girlfriend who lives in canada 

"My girlfriend who lives in Canada" is a lie invented by hundreds if not thousands of geeky high school boys who can't get any dates and don't want to appear pathetic. The geek will take pictures from magazines or the internet and pass them off as the "Canadian girlfriend". The "girlfriend can also be a spy, cowgirl, model, whatever.

This is also the name of an Avenue Q song about the same subject.
"I have a girlfriend who lives in Canada."
"You fucking liar."

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones 

A phrase one can say meaning people should not criticize others for faults that they have themselves
Zach told me I had bad taste in music. I replied by telling him that people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

live in a fishbowl 

to live a life where everyone is watching.
Most movie artists live in a fishbowl.
live in a fishbowl by ThatWeb September 7, 2005

I live in DC 

9 times out of 10 a misleading statement indicating that someone lives in Maryland or Virgina NEAR Washington, DC People say this to get street cred.
Person1: Yeah, I live in DC.
Person2: Which quad?
person1: Oh, well . . I really live in Alexandria.
Person2: I live in North East, so I guess I can kick your ass.
Person1: Yeah, I guess so.

live-in girlfriend 

When a woman trades companionship and occasional cooking and sex in exchange for a place to stay rent free. Essentially acting af if she was your girlfriend until you actually find one. Then she moves out.
My live-in girlfriend ate all my food and broke all my stuff, but damn the sex is great!
live-in girlfriend by Kanvi August 8, 2014

live in the sticks 

a dismissive way to describe someone who hails from an unsophisticated region. The city mouse would describe the country mouse as "living in the sticks."
City dweller to country bumpkin: "You are a hick and you live in the sticks."
live in the sticks by nycounsel September 11, 2013