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limp shot 

masturbating/fucking so fast that you ejaculate before you get hard
That chick last night was so hot i did a limp shot
limp shot by Ay G March 1, 2017

Limp Shrimp

A phrase inspired by the legend of Chris Labonty, the man who single‑handedly turned erectile dysfunction into an art form, and whose equipment was rumored to be smaller than a cocktail shrimp on diet mode. A limp shrimp is any dude whose confidence could fill a stadium but whose performance couldn’t inflate a balloon.

Known to strike when you least expect it, usually right after big talk, tequila shots, or a Bluetooth speaker playing 90s R&B.
“Bro flexed like a player all night, but when it came down to business? Straight Chris Labonty limp shrimp moment.”
Limp Shrimp by I_Get_Pr0ns March 19, 2026

Limp Shrimp

(noun; tragic phenomenon)

A legendary condition describing the unfortunate combo of erectile dysfunction and having a small penis. The limp shrimp is the guy who talks big, struts bigger, and still ends up auditioning for a seafood commercial instead of a love scene.

Scientists call it “vascular underperformance.” Urban Dictionary calls it a warning label.
“She hyped him up like he was bringing Big Dick Energy, but when the pants dropped, it was freezer‑burnt limp shrimp time.”
Limp Shrimp by I_Get_Pr0ns March 19, 2026

Limp Dick Syndrome 

Limp Dick Syndrome (LDS) occurs when a man's penis cannot become engorged with blood, or achieve what is known in America as a "hard on."

LDS is very serious disease which "happens to a lot of guys."
"It's OK, honey, it's just LDS."

"Limp Dick Syndrome. Not a problem since I found Cialis."

limp dick syndrome 

Not having the ability to either erect or utilise ones penis to penetrate the accompanying private parts of the opposite sex.
John: "Dude did Jimmy hit that fine ass broad last night?"
James: "No dude, he's Jimmys got that limp dick syndrome"

limp dick sock 

When your dick gets hard and you put on a condom, then your dick goes soft for no reason, but the condom is hanging off the head of your junk.
I was putting a rubber on, then when i layed down on her bed I got a limp dick sock!
limp dick sock by Trannyplus1 March 5, 2011