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lawn darts
Highly entertaining, yet subsequently illegal, outdoor game involving heavy, sharp metal objects being thrown great distances at hoops placed on ground.
lawn darts by Suburban Boy May 20, 2004
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lawn police
pejorative used to describe a neighbor or group of neighbors who are excessively critical and vocal, sometimes bordering on being persecutive, about the condition of other people's lawns
Willard often mowed his neighbors' lawns just before they were going to mow them, and they often referred to him as the lawn police.
lawn police by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 14, 2014
Lawn Chair Driving
Driving with one's left foot resting just outside of the driver's side window. Similar to driving with a gangster lean, but not as hardcore. Requires the subject to be limber and totally lax like they're at the beach, except instead they are zipping through traffic.
Lawn Chair Driving by Wyatt Junker June 1, 2011
lawn gassed day
an expression of relief that a long, exhausting day that can be said in a setting where "long ass day" might not be appropriate.
I hate today was a lawn gassed day.
I hate that was a lawn gassed road trip.
I hate that was a lawn gassed recital.
I hate that was a lawn gassed road trip.
I hate that was a lawn gassed recital.
lawn gassed day by LogicManRI January 21, 2013
lawn nazi
overbearing home owners associations that enforce ridiculous maintenance standards, for example, fining you for not maintaining a golf-course-green lawn during drought-stage water restrictions. Also nosy neighbors who report others to the homeowners association. See also yard nazi.
The lawn nazis sent us a violation for planting bermuda grass instead of st. augustine as specified in the homeowners' covnenants.
lawn nazi by kate sweat May 26, 2010