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killstorm 

–noun
1. An extremely powerful weather storm generally classified in one of three classifications (class 1, class 2, or class 3) with class 3 being the most powerful
2. A blizzard of epic proportions, usually resulting in school cancellations
Example 1:
Guy: That killstorm we had the other night really wrecked my yard. I found my grill in my neighbor's driveway, my newspaper in a storm drain, and my cat in the chimney.


Example 2:
Young kid: Dad, I heard there is supposed to be a class 3 killstorm tonight. Alright! No school tomorrow! Looks like you'll have to stay home and babysit me.

Dad: Son of a bitch! I'll call in to work and tell them nature has screwed me over again. Dammit!


Example 3 (From The Simpsons):
Kent Brockman: The National Weather Service has upgraded Springfield's blizzard from "Winter Wonderland" to a "Class 3 Kill-Storm"!

Marge: I don't like the sound of that "class 3".
killstorm by Beavis Comeavis February 11, 2009
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Chillin' Like Krillin 

Refers to when a practing monk chills out due to there resemblance to the Dragonball series character Krillin. Krillin from the Dragonball series looks a lot like a monk due to his bald head and 6 dots on his forhead.
Individual A: That guy looks really relaxed for a serious monk.

Individual B: Yeah man, he's chillin' like Krillin.
Chillin' Like Krillin by Verb X November 19, 2009
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killshot 

When the gun is turned sideways, as if someone was trying to kill you. If the weapon was used in this instance, you would die instantly.
Watch out, thats a killshot move.
He's going for a killshot!
killshot by HockeyPower April 18, 2010
Essentially, Goku's best friend, and the Kenny McCormic of the Dragon Ball Series, The one who's died the most times always to be wished back to life by the show's titular (funny word) Dragon Balls (equally funny word).

The poor bastard has died a grand total of four times throughout the shows:

Once in Dragon Ball (savegely beaten and murdered.)

Once by Freeza (completly vaporized.)

Once by Majiin Buu (though, who could blame him, since that was the time EVERYONE DIED.)

And finnally of natural causes at the end of DBGT (I can't believe I sat through the whole thing either.)

The only thing separating him from Kenny is that when he's killed, instead of shouting "OH MY GOD!!!! They Killed Krillin! YOU BASTARDS!!!" Goku beats the living tar out of anyone who does.
krillin's Japenese name is a pun on "cheastnut". Why didn't we americans just name him Chester? It's probably just me.
krillin by Splunger March 6, 2011

Snape Kills Dumbledore

The major event that occurs in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Before many fans were able to finish the book, it was spread all over the internet, and ruined the ending for fans all over.

It is also a fad on ytmnd. Many pages were created with this information, sometimes in humorous ways.
<Dude1> Hey, did you know what Snape kills Dumbledore?
<Dude2> What the hell?! I haven't read it yet!!

<Dude In Car> Hey! Snape kills Dumbledore.
<Girl> Nooooooo! You bitch! YOU BITCH!!!
Snape Kills Dumbledore by Chris337 October 16, 2005
a Brooklyn crack head who usually does drugs. The drug of choice is cocaine. You can usually find them all ours of the night on 3rd ave between 79th and 80th street looking for a fix.
Krilla by Dents May 6, 2009

The Kills 

A lo-fi, jug & banjo-esqu, garage rock, blues band headed by Alison "VV" Mosshart and British Jamie "Hotel" Hince. The duo stared off hopping band to band until VV overheard Hince practicing his guitar in the hotel room above her's. The two became sole mates and maintained a long distance relationship with one another until edventually releasing some amazingly lo-fi songs under the simple name, "VV and Hotel."

In 2002 they released a single entitled "Black Rooster EP" under the name "The Kills" in Britian before it was picked up for the U.S. Shortly there after, they released their first album "Keep on Your Mean Side" in 2003, which maintained their anti-music industry attitude.

The Kills are quite shy for being musicians. They rarely give interviews, and VV's so nervous to preform in front of a large audience, she ussually chain-smokes and vomits regularly before shows.

In 2005 The Kills released their second album, "No Wow", which deviated from the course they had previously laid down for themselves to follow, and went into more of an artistic "post punk" yet still sounded just as, if not more, stripped down as Keep On Your Mean Side.
The Kills' most noteable songs are:

Fried My Little Brains Keep On Your Mean Side
Pull-A-U Keep On Your Mean Side
Black Rooster Keep On Your Mean Side
No Wow No Wow
The Good Ones No Wow
Murdermile No Wow
The Kills by Windowlicker May 28, 2006