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plasti-krap 

Plastic wrap, especially in excessively burdensome amounts and/or toxic packaging.

Derived from television cooking personality Jaques Pepin, who frequently wraps his ingredients in plastic wrap, which he pronounces by virtue of French liaison as "plastee-krap."

May be a component of crapnel.
Don't buy that brand of compact fluorescents, or we'll have to shell out $20 for that special doohickey that cuts it out of its plasti-krap.

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I heard that Tina wraps school lunches in so much plasti-krap that her preschoolers have already started puberty.
plasti-krap by SamsaRant November 6, 2010
Related Words

Separate the shit from the krap 

When you have to separate you junk from someone else’s junk. You don’t normally say their shit or your krap but you say your shit and their krap.
My mom got mad and shouted, “separate the shit from the krap!”

krapālis 

A Latvian slang for the word "weed"
"Eu vecīt, šovakar pasēdēšana, krapālis būs?"
krapālis by 5'3 headass September 15, 2019
An expletive that can be used much the same as "crap," but is less mainstream. It has the potential to sound like German, prompting many to ask for a repeat and to inquire as to the meaning and root of the word.

Krapf is derived from the American bus company KRAPF Buses. The company's motto is "The only way to go". It is true: The only way to go IS to take a krapf.
Krapf! The toast ALWAYS falls butter-side-down.
Krapf by onlyjoking November 20, 2010
Krapen are legendary monsters of giant proportions. They are reportedly sighted after a particularly disastrous misadventure on the toilet seat and the term has come to describe a mythologically disgusting shit. The sheer size and fearsome appearance attributed to the Krapen has made it a common feature in various fictional works.
Bro 1: Holy shit who used this toilet last!?
Bro 2: Haha, yeah dropped a bomb didn't I?
Bro 1: Dude you have totally unleashed the Krapen!!
Krapen by 5holycows January 10, 2013

kraproom 

A well-known alias for the city of Moorpark in California. Self-explanatory....
"I live in Kraproom. Get it? It's Moorpark backwards."
kraproom by The Last Shack February 16, 2005