Plastic wrap, especially in excessively burdensome amounts and/or toxic packaging.
Derived from television cooking
personality Jaques Pepin, who frequently wraps his
ingredients in plastic wrap, which he pronounces by virtue of French liaison as "plastee-krap."
May be a component of crapnel.
Don't buy that brand of compact fluorescents, or we'll have to shell out $20 for that special doohickey
that cuts it out of its plasti-krap.
OR
I
heard that Tina wraps
school lunches in so much plasti-krap that her preschoolers have already started puberty.