kitchen table talk

A discussion between family (e.g. cousins) or close friends at a table or other private setting, where the two (or more) of you can have completely open, often deep, conversation. The key to kitchen table talk is the ability to throw the dirtiest shade, talk shit, and spill piping hot tea, that would not be typically be acceptable in every day society.

What happens at the kitchen table, stays at the kitchen table.

Girl 1: This is going to sound really shady, but...
Girl 2: It's okay girl, this is kitchen table talk.

kitchen table talk by TheRealRoommate December 18, 2018

Gorge Country Kitchen 

Violently plowing a girl in the doggystyle position while eating a basket of chicken fingers and fries off of her back and smoking a joint.

Drew: "What did you do last night?"

Billy: "I gave Virginia the gorge country kitchen!"

Drew: "You greasy caveman"

Gorge Country Kitchen by Tyler 69 August 28, 2014

kitchen gun 

An unintelligent man magically cleaning and destroying everything in a kitchen, all the while he grins about it and the woman who owns the kitchen is now sobbing.

EX: Bang bang bang! I love you Kitchen Gun!

kitchen gun by Mr.DuckyWhales October 4, 2017

Kitchenheimer 

A sous-chef to a kitchen Hitler

The assistant chef at Chilis was a Kitchenheimer because he helped the main chef spit in people's food.

Kitchenheimer by DownWithMoffat July 20, 2016

Kurdi Kurse of Kitchener

When you meet two girls in kitchener with your friend and you both get laid. Then after the following years, the result becomes a curse, hindering and/or allowing you to either get a lot of girls or none.

Yo, I banged some young thottis from kitchener, i hope i dont get the kurdi kurse of kitchener.

Kurdi Kurse of Kitchener by 6ft4 jacked rat May 28, 2017

kitchen window 

A practical view of a situation

Through the kitchen window, increasing revenue from marijuana as a cash crop could replace a decline from oil and gas.

kitchen window by Mosey Susan January 3, 2022

Kitchen Troll 

1.) One who frequents the kitchen often, perusing the pantry, refrigerator and cupboards in search of snacks all hours of the night and day. Can often be found standing in front of an opened refrigerator on in the pantry at 2AM looking for their next snack. Often times, Kitchen Trolls will leave empty boxes or wrappers as remnants of their midnight feedings.

"Man, there's no food in the house because that brother of mine is a real Kitchen Troll"

Kitchen Troll by DeliciousCupcake November 17, 2009