Kidding Killing 

When you tell someone you're going to kill them, but you don't really mean it. You're kidding that you're killing. You can also have "kidding joking" but only in the right context, NO EXCEPTIONS....or I'll kill you...just kidding killing.

Amy: I accidently stole everything that is on your door/wall/carpet etc....
Paulo: I'm going to kill you!!!
Amy: What!?!
Paulo: Just kidding killing.

Kidding Killing by 6 4 1 November 8, 2008

kimbap kidding 

Another term for are you joking

Kimbap kidding me?

kimbap kidding by Mochimchi October 31, 2017

Judy kidding 

A variation of “just kidding.”
The name Judy comes from Judy Sheindlin, the no-nonsense judge from the American reality tv court show “Judge Judy”
When someone says they are “Judy kidding” they are actually completely serious.

Mikey: You have a booger on your face.
Ricky: Are you serious?
Mikey: Judy kidding.
Ricky: (wipes booger off face) Thanks dawg!

Judy kidding by jojoSlimmons June 16, 2016

not even kidding 

what i just have told ou was not a joke

You know , yesterday , i fucked 3 women , not even kidding.

not even kidding by bloodywizard June 16, 2016

Just Kidding Family 

Participants who engage and force themselves to be included in family affairs and / or family events of which they are not blood related nor are they actually a part of said family via marriage. We label these individuals as "Just Kidding Family". These individuals often do not see or cannot separate truth from reality.

Sarah: Ron, please bring your family including all of their acquaintances, friends, ex's. Afterall, they're like Just Kidding Family. Don't forget what's his name. He calls me almost every day, Daniel I think it is. Really a nice guy, but tends to cross the family line. I don't mind him being a part of the Just Kidding Family, he just needs to back off some out of respect for The Family. Poor guy is obviously still obsessed with my Julie.

Ron: No problem Sarah, thank you

Just Kidding Family

Just Kidding Family by thanksinadvance May 25, 2010

you've got to be kidding me 

It can't be true. New Jersey

Used when someone is really surprised at something. For instance, when the bartender explains that they ran out of beer on tap on St. Patrick's Day, the response would be, "You've got to be kidding me!!"

you've got to be kidding me by Colleen Ann May 31, 2006

are you kidding me right now 

Meaning is. No this is really serious and it is in real time hence Right now, real-time wtf is this??

Omg, My bestie just got her leg caught in a beaver trap walking through the woods. answer from the other person....... No way are you kidding me right now?

are you kidding me right now by Amiyj April 11, 2017