The easiest way to get out of Jury duty. Where you plead not guilty no matter what the verdict is, the
judge usually
kicks you out trying to save the jurisdiction of the
case.
-Credit to Manswers-
-Sunday
Girl- Im horny, wanna fuck my brains out?
Guy- Ok tuesday at 8 my place
Girl- Cant wait;*
Monday-
YOUVE BEEN SUMMONED TO JURY DUTY ON TUESDAY
Guy- Fuck It im pleaing Jury Nullification