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Irrational Desmoulins Lust 

The state of existence where every thought is dominated by the sexiness of French Revolutionary Camille Desmoulins. All other habits cease, and the victim drools over google images, books, and films pertaining to Camille Desmoulins.
Keegan: Let's see... the capital of Azerbaijan is... oh god.. Camille.... you sexy thang...my place tonight.... my parents aren't home...leave Horace with Robespierre... hnnnng

Doctor: Son, you've got a bad case of Irrational Desmoulins Lust. This requires some serious treatment, and I need to start you on a round of hormone relaxers immediately.

irrational dislike 

an immediate dislike for someone or something that can't be justified or has no reason behind it.
Guy1: I don't like ________.
Guy2: Why?
Guy1: I don't know. I just don't.
Guy2: That, my confused little idiot, is irrational dislike.

irrational hatred 

an intense feeling of opposition against an object for which there is no rational explanation
Justin has an irrational hatred against Quizno's; John has an irrational hatred against chain restaurants.
irrational hatred by anonymous February 24, 2005

irrational number 

a person that doesn't belong in your friendship circle. this person can not be made in to a fraction of friendship pie.

an awesome phrase made by brooke

Irrational Rationalization 

"Irrational Rationalization", or "IR", is a commonplace, non-communicable infection of cranial cognition. People whom are exposed to this infection display a number of degraded brain cells, deprivation of motor skills, and failure to comprehend logic. "IR" is displayed when one, online, debates a fairly irrelevant point to an other. Hence the name, rationalization shown by the person infected is at a very low layer of mentality. For example, when the person debates about a sort of social media plot, the host will use derogatory language, such as, "faggot", a slang term created by humans because why not. Hosts also show many usages of deus ex machina, cutting into the other conflicts of people. One more way people exhibit "IR" is by collapsing on their own statements. This is a more widespread way of IR, utilized mostly on social media sites.
"IR" has no specific cure. However, "IR" is usually prevented by:
- Thinking more frequently
- Reading a book instead of performing inane stunts for publicity
- Avoiding putting gelid objects on your head
Psychotherapy sessions may be available for diagnosing "IR", although that is very unlikely.
Person A.: "lel your just jelous because your not smart #hashtagsaresoimportant"
Person B.: "According to this, you're jealous of me for having an advanced education in English. Irrational rationalization's bad."
Person C.: "I agree, Person A should take a diagnosis for the IR infection."

Irrational Jimmy 

A state of mind where the person, place or thing causes complete imaginary chaos that becomes real for about 10 seconds.
Dude, I feel like an irrational Jimmy for a second there.