internexpert 

A person who doesn't know much, or maybe knows nothing, about a certain subject, but quickly looks information about the subject using the internet to appear as if they are an "expert" on the subject.

Ben was being quite the internexpert last night when he was arguing with Tim about the efficacy of car batteries.

internexpert by oldskoolsolider August 21, 2017

internetard 

1. One who is incapable to use the internet.
2. One who is bad at using common, tools on the internet.

phil: I tried finding free porn, but I couldn't.
john: What? Dude, google any word and you get porn.
phil: What's google?
john: You're internetarded.

internetard by Eric Garside June 14, 2006

interneteresting 

Something interesting from the internet

that site is very interneteresting

interneteresting by GLightnin7 October 8, 2008

Internetarian 

A person who uses the internet.

"Deep inside, we're all internetarians."
"Dude, be an internetarian. It's a WAY better lifestyle."

Internetarian by indigodeer May 5, 2013

internetlessness

A rare disorder that usually only appears in parts of Africa,South America and Mexico. It is a rather contagious disease that originated in Zimbabwe where the virus was conceived. ALL contact with the host Mr Robert Mugabe most be avoided.

God speed and God save us all
*Any symptoms of the disease must be reported to your local Lan Admin*

Take a look at Africa on Google earth at night and you'll see that theres almost NO lights (No electricity) On the whole continent ergo ~internetlessness~

internetlessness by Wilman March 12, 2008

internetworkexpert 

A company that doesn't know what they are doing, and often tries to sell you useless training material!

Hey bob, you didn't buy that book from internetworkexpert, inc, did you?
"shit yeah, i did. my bad!"

internetworkexpert by woodjablowme man February 21, 2009

internetuendo 

the gossip, lies, smears, and at best half-truths that flourish in the largely anonymous petri dish of the Internet.

Alas, our presidential elections are beset with Swift Boat ads and Internetuendo. E.g., Obama is a Communist, Palin is a brainwashed Nazi... and on and on, ad infinitum, ad nauseam.

internetuendo by WJMoore March 2, 2010