look what the cat dragged in 

An implication that someone is looking haggard, disheveled, and weather beaten...in very bad shape.

"Honey, don't I look fabulous in this new dress?"
"Look what the cat dragged in."

look what the cat dragged in by Nick D March 10, 2005

look what the tide dragged in 

Phrase used to describe a mild surprise. A tide will not conjure a magical appearance of an unfamiliar object. However it will occassionally wash ashore kelp, seaweed, dead jellyfish.

Your friend comes into the office late. You say, "Look what the tide dragged in"

look what the tide dragged in by Joerivel April 27, 2006

look what the cat dragged in 

Describing someone or something who looks like a dead rat on your porch.

I was looking at Peewee's girlfriend and couldn't stop thinking, "Oh look what the cat dragged in!!"

look what the cat dragged in by razzle dazzle 69 November 30, 2013

Dragon in the bush 

An act of oral sex where the giver puts a 9 volt battery to the receivers wet genitals while their eyes are closed.

Friend: what's that beeping noise?
guy: it's my smoke detector

Friend: you should replace the battery, what if there's a fire.
guy: My girlfriend gave me a "dragon in the bush", and now my penis hurts when I see a 9volt battery.

Dragon in the bush by Nickmackpattywhaxk February 11, 2014

In my blood by imagine dragons 

Ah, in my blood by imagine dragons. As you may know, Lisa cimorelli claims that "she has never heard this song before." Many people choose to believe that's not true. This is an iconic line and will haunt Lisa Cimorelli till she grows old. Hopefully one day she'll do a cover but I dont think it's in her blood to do it.

"In my blood by imagine dragons? I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT SONG BEFORE!!"

In my blood by imagine dragons by laurencimswife December 7, 2020

A Dragon In The Church 

When a priest and a nun have intercourse, the priest shoots his load inside the nun's mouth. He smacks the back of the nun's head making the load go through her nose, the priest then sticks a finger deep in her mouth so the nun vomits making it look like flames.

I went to the church yesterday and caught the priest giving the nun A Dragon In The Church

A Dragon In The Church by YouAreBigSkitters December 22, 2020

In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025