huevos splash
Being a male dancer is hard , so thats why I use Huevos Splash. "Huevos Splash you sexy Mother Fucker"
huevos splash by SubzeroNinja January 29, 2006
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Huevos Under Easy
“Huevos under easy” is a sexual act in which a male inserts one testicle into a female's vagina while simultaneously inserting the opposite testicle into said female's anus.
This is accomplished most readily when the female positions herself on a solid, horizontal surface, such as a bed or floor, with the bulk of her weight distributed between her shoulders and upper arms as her hips rest in the palms of her open hands and her genitals are thrust upward toward the ceiling with her spine approximating a ninety-degree angle from the surface on which she rests. The standing male then straddles the female, with one foot placed adjacent to the her abdomen and the other foot in proximity to her opposite buttock while securing the scrotal tissue above each testicle between two fingers of his corresponding hands in a pinching, scissor-like grip and applying gentle, downward pressure from the groin, providing adequate separation, while at the same time engaging in a squatting motion until reaching a level permitting insertion of opposite testes into the exposed, and preferably well-lubricated, female orifices.
This is accomplished most readily when the female positions herself on a solid, horizontal surface, such as a bed or floor, with the bulk of her weight distributed between her shoulders and upper arms as her hips rest in the palms of her open hands and her genitals are thrust upward toward the ceiling with her spine approximating a ninety-degree angle from the surface on which she rests. The standing male then straddles the female, with one foot placed adjacent to the her abdomen and the other foot in proximity to her opposite buttock while securing the scrotal tissue above each testicle between two fingers of his corresponding hands in a pinching, scissor-like grip and applying gentle, downward pressure from the groin, providing adequate separation, while at the same time engaging in a squatting motion until reaching a level permitting insertion of opposite testes into the exposed, and preferably well-lubricated, female orifices.
We were making it hot and heavy, and found ourselves in a Swedish Helicopter. It was somewhat challenging, but the moment demanded a serving of huevos under easy, and I felt obliged to serve it up.
Huevos Under Easy by Radio Manbird October 17, 2012
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huevos splash
"Being a male dancer sure is hard, especially when you gotta shave your huevos. That's why I use huevos splash."
huevos splash by Sandman17897 February 14, 2012
huevos salados
A man's testicles when they are ready filled with cum that is about to be squirted all over the woman he's bumping uglies with.
(originally means "salted hard-boiled eggs" in Spanish but I bastardized the word into something dirty.;-) )
(originally means "salted hard-boiled eggs" in Spanish but I bastardized the word into something dirty.;-) )
Oye mamacita que ya pares tu gemido! Yo ya te tengo unos huevitos salados preparados especialmente para ti!
(Translation: Hey baby you can now stop your moaning! I now have some "salted eggs" prepared just for you!)
(Translation: Hey baby you can now stop your moaning! I now have some "salted eggs" prepared just for you!)
huevos salados by Mark H February 23, 2004
Huevos Peludos
Translates to "hairy eggs" but means hairy balls. Huevos peludos causes the "Huevos" nut sack to sweat more and get fomunda cheese (cheese from unda the nuts). Huevos peludos feels more natural and if well maintained the oil from the sweat keeps the itching from happening. When shaved and cleaned too much, you get more itch.
"That guy Greg loves Huevos peludos in his boca." "I haven't shaved my balls in 10 years so I have some "huevos peludos". "She loves my huevos peludos"
Huevos Peludos by longneto June 21, 2012
huevos rancheros
huevos rancheros by CLO July 16, 2005
huevos rancheros
The act of shoving your flacid dick and both balls into a womans mouth when she is snoring. Then you scream, "rise and shine bitch."
huevos rancheros by Dr. Todd Reezee January 25, 2009