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Smash Hos 

Noun, plural, slang.

Two girls, or hos(plural), who simultaneously engage in coitus with two Smash Bros (see Urban Dictionary Definition); the girls may or may not be playing Super Smash Bros at the time of coitus.
Logan: Are those them two smash hos we tagged teamed the other night?
Jeremy: Damn straight! When we fucked them I got my high score on Smash Bros.
Smash Hos by Definerator December 13, 2016
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Short form of "Tim Horton's" donut shops, mostly in Canada. Also may be called "Timmy's" or "Tim's"
Tim Horton's is the largest donut shop franchise in Canada. Recently merged with Wendy's hamburgers. Not a surprise cuz' we all knew Wendy was a big slut.
Johnny "Dude I'm fucking stoned, let's go get some T-Ho's"
Owen "Sounds good, I could go for a double double, and a box of Timbits"
T-Ho's by Flo Tenace December 14, 2006

pimpin' on da ho's 

Hitting on girls, usually more than one. Trying to get laid. Picking up girls.
dude, did you have any luck pimpin' on da ho's in that party?

down with the bitches and ho's

phrase from the movie "Malibu Most Wanted" that means women are first with love.
down with the bitches and ho's:
original phrase:
bill Cluckman's down with the bitches and ho's!

Pimps Up, Ho's Down

A pair of imperative commands to be issued during a school lockdown or other mandatory activity involving hiding on the floor. Intended to trap others in the dilemma of either standing up and risking their safety (as pimps would) or staying down and safe while unfortunately implying that they are hoes. More grammatical immediately after a ho has been brought down by tripping, choking, heart attack, drive-by shooting, etc. Also the title of a classic 1999 film chronicling eight American pimps' pimping.
1. School principal: (over PA system) "A suicidal man has been spotted outside school grounds. We ask that teachers initiate standard lockdown procedures."
Teacher: "Okay, I need some of you to sit on the floor along this wall, and--
Aaron: (springing out of school desk seat) "PIMPS UP, HOES DOWN!"
Other students: (to selves) Damn! I might as well find myself a street corner on 8 Mile!
(Aaron dons purple felt hat, crosses arms)

2. (A girl slips and falls on the wet hallway floor)
Aaron: (donning purple felt hat) "PIMPS UP, HO'S DOWN!"
Ho: (getting up) "Asshole."

3. Aaron: "PIMPS UP, HO'S DOWN!"
Ho: (still standing) "That movie's title is punctuated poorly."
Aaron: "GET DOWN HO wait wha-- . . . ?" (Uneasily fingers pimp hat)
Jehovahs witnesses (or witness-i)...who live in Idaho. They are indeed scary and only come out during times of hunger or Wedding Anniversaries. Be brave, they can smell fear.
I can't believe how many je ho's there are in Idaho.
je ho's by David's So Rad August 11, 2006

nappy headed ho's 

the rutgers womens basketball team according to don imus.
or any dyke of a women basketball player according to me.
Don imus "that rutger women team is some nappy headed ho's"
Blackwomen "shhhit mutha fucka i should slam dunk that peckerwood"