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Happy Horse Shit 

A phrase used in business that denotes activities that give the appearance of productivity but actually fail to accomplish meaningful outcomes or job duties.
Are you really accomplishing something or is this just happy horse shit to make you look busy? No one is falling for your game, so get with it.
Happy Horse Shit by JuggaloRay September 24, 2015

Corporate Horse Shit 

Corporate Horse Shit; n

When a job, task, or project, is very simple, yet is made difficult because of corporate rules and regulations. Corporate Horse Shit
Corporate Horse Shit; n

When a job, task, or project is very simple, yet is made difficult because of corporate rules and regulations.

He/she could've completed the job more efficient and effectively, but all the Corporate Horse Shit slowed his/her production.

rare as rocking horse shit 

To never exist. Very rare. Not easily obtainable
That's as rare as rocking horse shit.

rocking horse shit 

He told the truth? That's rarer than rocking horse shit!

crock of horse shit 

"He told me pure crock of horse shit"
crock of horse shit by brujilda September 26, 2006

Rocking horse shit 

something rare or nonexistant (because, a roecking horse does not generate maure)
The Pictures of the encounter with the storm were like rocking horse shit.