Hornyness for divine 

An overpowering hornyness for divine

I had hornyness for divine

Hornyness for divine by hornyness-for-divine April 25, 2022

inconvenient horniness 

The uncontrollable sexual urge that happens when you can't do anything about it. Could be in an elevator. Could be on a plane. Could be when your partner is unavailable. There exists a vast number of situations where horniness could be considered very inconvenient.

When I was at Memaws funeral I had such a bout of inconvenient horniness that even the pastor looked good.

inconvenient horniness by Kat'O9 July 30, 2022

horniness 

That feeling when you see someone elses mother

Omg did you see Brandons mom??? I have a great feeling of horniness right now

horniness by im a pancake November 8, 2022

Constinuous Horniness. 

The act or state of being horny constantly. It often comes from being aroused by simple things or objects you see in everyday life, such as a chair. This condition cannot be controlled, nor cured.

Garret cannot go to the mall with his friends, in fear of getting an embarrassing boner from his Constinuous Horniness.

Constinuous Horniness. by ThatGoesInMyPants November 14, 2010

Second Hand Horniness 

When you get horny from hearing of someone else's sexual interactions

I got Second Hand Horniness when hearing about Jacob's girlfriend

Second Hand Horniness by Corina Corina March 24, 2021

Schrodinger's horniness 

When someone acts horny towards another person but, depending on how the other person reacts, they will either change what they mean to make it seem not horny or continue being horny

P-1 "I'm so tired man"
P-2 "you should sleep with me then😏"
P-1 "uh"
P-2 " I mean like a sleepover, nothing dirty"
P-3 " I think you have Schrodinger's horniness "

Schrodinger's horniness by noodlezzzz43 August 11, 2022

Holiday Horniness

Feeling lonely during the holidays due to the increase of couple's PDA, engagements, etc.

Girls are more likely to catch this and will usually be heard complaining to other females about how they "need a man".
It does not mean being turned on by the holidays, that's just strange.

Person 1: "Stacey will not stop talking about how it sucks to be single during the holidays. If she says 'I need a man' one more time..."
Person 2: "Chill out, she's just got a case of Holiday Horniness."

Holiday Horniness by mkhami December 17, 2010