holy roller derby 

1. A gathering of fundamentalist, bible-beating, right wing Christian Evangelicals

2. A vast or over-the-top display of flagrant, in-your-face evangelical Christian messages or scripture

As the two athiests approached the large group of Evangelicals who had gathered on the lawn to protest gay marriage, Bill said to Gary "Look out ... holy roller derby ahead."

holy roller derby by seumasbeg January 8, 2013

Holy Roller Joint 

A joint rolled by the pages of the Holy Bible

"Jack, gimme a Holy Roller Joint with that purple kush"

Holy Roller Joint by Cupcakes(; May 21, 2014

holy rollered 

to be dumped by someone so they can pursue their relationship with God.

Damn Ryan, you just got holy rollered!

holy rollered by Geoff P March 8, 2005

Holy rollers 

Annoying gold diggers who have nothing better to do than go to church and punish their kids for no reasons && are way too over protective. They walk around singing "i will boast in the lord my god...i will boast in the one whos worthy...hes worthy" where you hear that song you know you have come across a holy roller.
aka SONYA=/

Holy rollers dont condone sexual behavior or talking to anyone of the opposite sex (but have 30 kids). Holy rollers are major hypocrites.

Holy rollers by Taylor-Marie March 7, 2008

Holy Rollers 

A holy roller is someone someone super cool who is really into spirituality and making the world a better place.

The holy rollers got enraptured in a prayer and then went on to save the dolphins.

Holy Rollers by RaysofLife747 May 20, 2021

holyroller 

The art of represent Jesus Christ thru any means pertaining to an automobile affiliated with HolyRollerz.org.

Check out the logo on that hot car. Oh wow, he's a holyroller.

holyroller by HRC3 January 26, 2005

holyrolled 

To have ones feed "blown up" by a valient Holy Roller seeking complete digital dominance over one's wall and mini feed; these holy rollers yeild punishment only in the case of unconditional surrender by the victim.

"Yeah bro he put that as his status like thrity minutes ago! Yeah, look, ill show you right now... What the hell? What are all these comments from Zack, Matt, Adam and Jarrod on my wall for? I can't get anything done! I'm drowning in notifications! My social networking capabilities are crippled! I'm being holyrolled! Nooooooo!" - unsuspecting facebook user

holyrolled by Roller Of The Holy June 20, 2010