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hobblesnookle 

You're so two-faced. I have no choice but to call you a hobblesnookle.
hobblesnookle by Chipotbae May 6, 2014
1. Candie.
2. One who is a huge slute.
3. One who falls down and injures herself in an idiotic way.
4. One who smells of cad.
Hobbles is a hosebeast.
Wow, that Hobbles is a slute.
Hobbles by Sanderson March 6, 2005

Hobblesnog 

The action of a woman putting her vagina on another man or woman's nose and then the person inhales through the nose process.
"Dude, she hobblesnogs like a pro"

Man 1:"Her vagina smells great."
Man 2:"How do you know?"
Man 1:"She hobblesnogged me."
Hobblesnog by blackmamba7 April 20, 2011

Hubble middle school 

Hubble middle school is the perfect definition of white girls fat random little sixth graders wandering in the 7th grade hallway next to the cafeteria and mexicans most the teachers here are not good at all and fucking suck and go out of their way for the hell of 9 months your there to get you in lunch detention 1908388384 times or suspended vice principal is mid same with the principal wayyy to much homework their system before and after school is extremely flawed do not send your kids here bro the kids here are all basically annoying as well there are different groups of people but there all still annoying asf but there’s a couple cool ppl here Ig idk overall this schools staff is retarded so idk just don’t go here
Some kid: did you go to Hubble middle school?
Waste of space: yeah

Some kid: ohhhhhh
Hubble middle school

Hobblesucked 

When you're so excited about the person your kissing that you get a cramp in your leg and you're hobbling along, trying not to show it.
"God, what a bad first date it was. There I was, walking this amazing girl home, and alluvasudden I began to hobblesuck!"
Hobblesucked by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

hobblesnort 

That hobblesnort ate the last peice of pizza.
Hobblesnort you.