ho ho ho 

How Santa relaxes in his garden during the "off season".

1) Nothing Santa likes better than a row of Yukon Gold potatoes he can ho ho ho.
2) Santa's zucchini patch has become a tough row to ho ho ho!
3) Unless Santa is raising only "iceberg" lettuce, we can't really be sure WHERE he chooses to ho ho ho his garden.

ho ho ho by Kindly Wise December 24, 2005

ho ho ho 

girls at st. pats who screw around alot

OMG that shelby is such a ho ho ho is ya know what i mean

ho ho ho by idot December 28, 2005

ho ho ho 

The three sex workers who hang out with St. Nicholas at Yuletide.

The association of St. Nick as the patron saint of sex workers is a long one. Supposedly, the original legend was that St. Nicholas was a bishop who lived a few hundred years after Christ. A poor man with three daughters had few other options than to sell them into prostitution (so three hos: ho ho ho!) because that other (and nastier) sex-for-money scam, heterosexual marriage, would require that he pay money he doesn't have for a wedding for each of them. Presumably St. Nick paid for the wedding by anonymously throwing a bag of coins through the window. By the time of the third engagement, the father began to become curious and started watching the window to determine who was paying for all of this - so St. Nick outsmarted him by dropping the last bag of gold through the chimney.

Hence the association of St. Nicholas as patron saint of working girls, as well as of a few less desirable groups such as the pawnbrokers who profit from the poverty of others and the ill-behaved hellions who think they're entitled to free toys just because it's giftmas.

ho ho ho by bitchuck December 24, 2024

Ho Ho Ho 

What Santa says

Santa "Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas"

Ho Ho Ho by Best User On Urban Dictionary March 24, 2025

ho-ho-ho 

Something said when one needs to be perceived as jovial but when you are in actual fact pissed well and truly off.

Child: Oh look its Santa!
Santa: Ho-ho-ho!

Or as in the of the Jolly Green Giant.

Jolly Green Giant: I come from the valley and I stand for goodness.
Chorus (sings): Greeeeen Gi-ant.
Jolly Green Giant: Ho-ho-ho.

ho-ho-ho by Mark Brendans January 18, 2006

Ho Ho Ho... 

Your mon's a hoe

Student : what u say, what u say?

Teacher : I said, who ever threw that paper, Ho Ho Ho... your mom's a hoe

Ho Ho Ho... by Tb96 November 27, 2023

ho ho ho, hoe 

Pimp’s holiday greeting.

hoe: “Hi Bobo!”
Bobo: “Ho ho ho, hoe!”

ho ho ho, hoe by HumaneAnimal December 12, 2017