heediot 

BRIEF DESCRIPTION:
An upgrade of the standard and simple word that we know as idiot.
USE OF THE WORD:
Heediot is very straight up, easy to use during the heat of an argument and is used in the same context as its lesser cousin 'idiot'. The use of this verbal attack very commonly takes a person by surprise thus giving them no response or makes them stutter which puts you in a great position to be able to strike again. Using 'Heediot' should be reserved for special occasions of extreme stupidity (using it against smartass remarks will also be tolerated).

"One plus one equals window"
"What the hell kind of a heediot are you?"

heediot by kreeem December 9, 2008

heemihead 

One who habitually uses or has been affected negatively by the use of PCP (Phencyclidine.)

I was down at the bus station and saw a heemihead fall in a puddle and start convulsing.

heemihead by nocturnal December 29, 2004

henzin

Jumping headfirst directly into a hobby you have previously no experience in whatsoever, all while pretending that you've had years of experience in it.

To become overly enthused about a particular type of hobby, by using topic-specific web forums to bolster your knowledge of the topic at an accelerated pace.

"hey bro, me and my buddy went to the shooting range yesterday...I'm henzin now. Ordering a Barrett .50 cal tomorrow bro"

"Dude bro, I got this badass German Shepherd the other day. I'm already totally henzin on dogs. I'm preparing raw food gourmet meals for her, and I'm going to start breeding and professionally training Shepherds for law enforcement / military work next week.

henzin by krevo81 March 2, 2010

Pol Hee-Heeice 

When the police is called as Micheal Jackson

Did you just say Shrek is a bad movie? I’m calling the pol hee-heeice

Pol Hee-Heeice by ShrekIsMyPersona July 2, 2019

heefing 

Present participle of heef.

"heef," noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air emitted from the penis through the urethra.

"heef," verb: to emit penile flatulence.

Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.

Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up heefing at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

heefing by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

heezy fo sheezy 

heezy is slang for "Hook" and sheezy is slang for "sure"

this party's off the heezy fo' sheezy

heezy fo sheezy by DJWeezy July 17, 2003

double heezy 

A double cheeseburger from McDonalds with no pickles.

"Lemme get a double heezy D-rek wildstyle holla atcha boi no pick-pick pickles! Na mean!"

double heezy by jheezy April 28, 2006