Hancock

A person who thinks they are god and can do anything

*Throws ball at hoop from other side of field*
"Man,you ain't Hancock."

"Dude,I jumped off a 4 story house and survived.I must be Hancock"

Hancock by ;~; monster March 2, 2010

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Hancock

Nothing like the Will Smith movie Hancock

Instead a word for a very irritating horny young man who thinks with his penis.

Likes to assume that all girls are chasing after him, when they are running away from him.

Likes to think he is rather important, you hate to say he isn't.

Ugh I really dislike that boy, all he thinks about is himself.

I know, what a hancock.

Haha get this, that boy just said 'it's okay, i know how you feel and i don't mind a quickie'

Oh dear, hancock!

Hancock by Hancock Witness December 15, 2009

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Hancock

A plumber who is good at working with people. Typically involved in projects within the downtown area, Hancock is usually the guy to see when it comes to drugs or pipes.

Nicole: "Hey Hancock, let's get that pipe fixed!"

Hancock: "Hell yeah, I can't wait to finish this Aqua project."

Hancock by picollo February 11, 2009

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Hancock

Describes a person with specialist skills, these often include such as:
-impressions, these can vary from accents to animal noises
-Being able to create extremely loud sounds such as clapping (a result from having extremely large hands, sometimes paired with large feet)

A 'Hancock' may be partial to a bevy of two but don’t expect to know if they make it to three as they do tend to wander, possibly with a member of the opposite (or it has been reported, same) sex

*out on the 'town'

Where has Jeremiah gone? I can’t appear to see them anywhere...!?! Have they left?

Mate... they've pulled a Hancock ;)

Hancock by *Jewhavebeenhad* June 9, 2011

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Hancock

Nothing like the Will Smith movie Hancock

Instead a word for a very irritating horny young man who thinks with his penis.

Likes to assume that all girls are chasing after him, when they are running away from him.

Likes to think he is rather important, you hate to say he isn't.

Ugh I really dislike that boy, all he thinks about is himself.

I know, what a hancock.

Haha get this, that boy just said 'it's okay, i know how you feel and i don't mind a quickie'

Oh dear, hancock!

Hancock by Hancock Witness December 15, 2009

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Hancock

A mythical political figure with the capacity to appear simultaneously like a frightened rabbit and a serial killer. He specialises in demonising health care workers for misuse of the PPE with which he fails to supply them.

For fucks' sake Hancock, why are you staring creepily at that attractive female Tory councillor?

Hancock by Superkid16 April 11, 2020

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