hamper whore 

a male or female who pulls out dirty clothes from their hamper and then proceeds to flirt/attract a partner

-TaQuasha "Why are you wearing those clothes that you wore 2 tomes this week?!"

-Shondra "So I can go on on my date with Ty'Ron."

-TaQuasha "Damn you're a hamper whore"

hamper whore by nihaovince June 8, 2011

Hamper-Wiff 

When a chick is so hot, that you would want to spend and Hamper-Wiff her Hamper all day!

Dude she is so hot that I would Hamper-Wiff her Hamper all day. . .

Hamper-Wiff by IIIII TK IIIII December 7, 2010

hamper mouth 

someone who dishes out all your dirty laundry (secrets) even to your parents

person a: yo did you hear that she lost her virginity last night

person b: why do you have to be such a hamper mouth?

hamper mouth by whateverrrrrrrrrrrr January 21, 2011

Hamper Diving 

Sorting through the dirty clothes basket when you do not own a single clean shirt or pair of pants. This act is usually executed when one is too lazy to wash and fold clothes. College men and women can become victim to hamper diving. Similar to dumpster diving.

Jimmy: Dude, last night I didn't have a clean wife-beater so I went hamper diving for one.

John: Seriously, wash your fucking clothes.

Hamper Diving by xxandroid November 7, 2012

hamper dive

(n) the act of rummaging through dirty laundry to find something acceptable to wear for the day.

(v) to hamper diver

I haven't done my laundry in two weeks, which means I need to hamper dive for the least smelly clothes.

hamper dive by thebetterfriend2 August 27, 2016

Hamper-Dingle 

Someone who puts clothing in their refrigerator.

My mother is a hamper-dingle. Last night I saw a tank top in the fridge!

Hamper-Dingle by Danidot YT June 11, 2022

Hamper Hamster 

A Hamper Hamster is a giant TURD stuck to some Underwear in the dirty clothes Hamper

Mom was doing the laundry when a Hamper Hamster appeared out of nowhere.

Hamper Hamster by bareeboy October 23, 2008