Baby's on the Half-Tip 

First referenced in M. Night Shyamalan's film, "Lady in the Water." BOTHT was the result of a random conversation by a group of slackers featured in the film concerning the fact that all the good "sayings" or axioms had already been thought up.
As it were, the main male character, Paul Giamatti, who plays a Super in the film, was repairing a garbage disposal. He instructed the slackers not to put anymore clothing down the disposal. He also had the rule that there was to be no smoking indoors. As Giamatti’s character, Cleveland Heap, exited the slackers’ apartment, he yelled at them to stop smoking indoors. As he did, the next line of dialog spoken by the John Lennon-esque member of the slacker group was, "Baby's on the Half-Tip!" And there was much rejoicing among the slackers.

1. As spoken when someone has just lost their temper. Example, "Dang, Gina done flipped out cause someone keyed her car. I went to talk to her but baby's on the half-tip and I though it would be best to let her alone.

2. As spoke when something good, exciting or wonderous has occured. Akin to being "off the chain".
Example, "Gina got over her car and threw a big party to raise money for a new paint job. You should have seen that place. Baby's on the half-tip over there!

Baby's on the Half-Tip by Michael Paul Maupin September 7, 2008

Babys on the half-tip 

A phrase used to describe when a person is on the verge of crying, getting upset, bitching, or acting like a baby. Popular phrase among Stoners.

"You ate my fucking shnitzel! Why did you eat my fucking Shnitzel?!" yelled Jerry. "Oh oh, Babys on the half-tip!" replied Andrew

Babys on the half-tip by BongBlitz November 27, 2009

on the half 

Something definitely not up to par; lacking madly

Damn, your breath is on the half!!

on the half by acdegrees March 14, 2006

Half A Blower On 

Kind of, very intoxicated. You are aware that you are probably above the legal limit and are annoying everyone around you. Your card playing abilities are somewhat limited, but you still play anyway. You plan a lot of things with people and tell a lot of things to people, but forget about them the next day.

Yesterday was a long day. I had my first few beers around 10am and kept drinking all day. By the end of the night we were at the bar playing cards, but I had a "Half a Blower On" and didn't know what was going on!

Half A Blower On by Vanilla Thunder 22 April 19, 2010

possum on the half shell 

Southern slang for an armadillo.

Q) Why did God create armadillo's?

A) So rednecks could have possum on the half shell.

possum on the half shell by Ken Gman March 5, 2008

oyster on the half shell 

when you turn a girls head to the side and dump a load of jizz in her ear.

would you like me to provide you with your own oyster on the half shell ?

oyster on the half shell by whitepar October 1, 2015

Mary on the half shell 

A lawn decoration consisting of a statue of the virgin Mary inside a half-buried bathtub painted sky blue inside. Also known as a bathtub Madonna it is a miniature shrine displaying the owner's devotion to the virgin Mary. While not as bad as a pink flamingo, it is considered by some to be some to be an icon of poor taste.

The new neighbors must be Catholic, they planted a Mary on the half shell on the lawn.

Mary on the half shell by RollingBlock December 20, 2018