gurning chimp 

parted vagina lips

1."oh my god,you could lose your head in that gurning chimp"
2."dont put your fingers too close to the gurning chimp,it bites"

vagina that looks like my grandad, minus his false teeth

gurning chimp by piss in ya sausage house May 24, 2003

Gurning like a hippo 

A rare facial expression pulled by those on the brink of falling in love, usually whilst they think no one else is watching. For example when working at a computer or watching TV.

Often accompanied by total inability to concentrate and the making of uncharacteristic mistakes - see gurple

No don't ask him, he went out with that girl again last night and now he's gurning like a hippo. He's not gonna get anything done today...

Gurning like a hippo by Almosnoopy August 7, 2011

Gurning Ape 

A very ugly looking vagina that has the uncanny resemblence to a member of the monkey family

It was like I was toungueing a gurning ape

Gurning Ape by Jonas Schmitt October 14, 2003

cum gurning 

The sometimes cute, sometimes ridiculous and always hilarious expressions made by young starlets taking a face load of man batter during the money shot at the end of a grumble flick.

Derives from the term used to describe the facial contortions of toothless old men in certain old English pub competitions.

Bob: did you see that young sperm dumpster that was cum gurning at the end of Jungle Fuck Bunnies IX ?

Albert: Yes, she looked very surprised to catch a half a tub of yoghurt on her forehead.

cum gurning by Stinkfingers October 13, 2010

Anal Gurning 

Pulling an awkward or pained face during anal sex. Looking rather like contestants in traditional gurning competitions. Ideally the person would be framing their faces through a horse collar — known as "gurnin through a braffin".

My girlfriend pulled an anal gurning face last night when we had anal sex..

Anal Gurning by John is badder than me. October 8, 2014

National Gurning Day 

National Gurning Day is a day when you and all your mates link up and gobble down a shit load of MDMA /ecstasy/cocaine/ Ketamine or Speed. Anything that'll get you off chops while nearly chewing your face off.

"Hey mate, let's get off our chops on National Gurning Day "

" Five caps down the hatch "

National Gurning Day by Carmella Daisy June 8, 2019

Grease Gunning

An act performed during sexual intercourse where a person will place their penis on the edge of the anus and cum, forcing the cum into the anal cavity without penis insertion.

X doesn’t enjoy anal but is okay with Grease Gunning. Y Grease Gunned X’s ass as a release instead.

Grease Gunning by Plucked Chook January 25, 2021