groupon greed

When a small company sees unexpected groupon success beyond their wildest dreams leading them to ignore existing customers and focus on luring new ones.

-Did you see they're having another groupon - my order hasn't shipped from the first one yet?
-I know - they have groupon greed!

groupon greed by e.a.s April 4, 2011

Groupon-xiety 

The stress you feel when you realize that your Groupons are about to expire and you have to cram everything into one week, day, hour...

Man, I'm feeling some serious Groupon-xiety. How am I supposed to do a week's worth of yoga, 5 day's worth of Krav Maga, and 4 Spa visits in three days???

Groupon-xiety by bebedelaluna August 23, 2011

groupon caper

An old and overweight man, typically between 47 and 53 years old, who actively pretends to have forgotten their groupon password. Usually these men are grossly misshapen, and hide their groupon passwords in order to hide their past illicit and secretive groupon purchases.

Yo! Did you hear Jim was being a total Groupon Caper! I heard him and Paul where at at the spa last week; he hid his password though so they're chillin'.

groupon caper by Omniglot23 October 7, 2020

raging groupon 

an obsessive desire to participate in the latest groupon deal

I woke up with a raging groupon this morn - inbox filled with so many exciting deals, what to do?? apple mini speakers? anti-stress facial? love massage neck pillow? ooh the flotation pool treatment looks good, but then so does a Indian head neck & shoulder, or a photoshoot I could justify, somehow. Hey anyone know what the regular price of non invasive ultrasound liposuction is? How do I know $240 is a good deal?

raging groupon by Peter Greenwall November 7, 2011

It's on like Groupon 

Phrase used to describe joy for the commencement of an event, the excitement for the beginning of something. Originated with the excitement one receives when getting a great deal on the famous coupon site Groupon.com

Alex: Dude, I just got a Steak dinner at Gibsons for like $20 bucks. Let's Go!!

Oscar: It's on like Groupon

It's on like Groupon by unemployed8 April 7, 2012

You're turning into a groudon 

The biggest diss ever to sustain. People who have sustained it have been known to develop serious mental disorders like extreme cases of schrizophrenia and tourette syndrome along with Munchausen disease.

Person 1: Call me daddy now!

Person 2: You're turning into a groudon.

You're turning into a groudon by Angelo Yousef November 16, 2011

Groudon 

The most legitimate ground Pokemon of all time. It has an array of different attacks that all rape you. It starts every battle by pissing on the clouds so that the sun shines brightly in the sky. Then it can anally rape any pokemon with a solarbeam without even having to gather sunlight. If that doesn't make the Pokemon faint, Groudon will simply rape the ground with an earthquake, inciting mass chaos and pain within the colon of any nearby Pokemon. In a two vs. two battle, Groudon will rape all of the other participants, including his own partner.
Also used to refer to BAMFs who get action from everyone and their mother, simultaneously.

Did you see that?!! That Groudon just raped his partner with an earthquake!

Wow, did you see that Groudon piss on the clouds? How cool was that?!!

If any of my Pokemon disobey my orders because of my lack of gym badges, I'll just make them fight a Groudon and watch as they get raped.

That guy is such a Groudon. He had sexual relations with both Joe and his mother...at the same time.

Groudon by gdogmanatee October 20, 2009