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greatest band ever 

Title bestowed on the latest cookie-cutter nü-something band by ignorant MTV obsessed neophytes who know nothing about music, while failing to realize that earlier, and greater, bands influenced the latest crop of down-tuned power-chording hair farmers, and even greater artists influenced them, and so on.
Bands that do not qualify for the title "greatest band ever":

Anything recorded after 1980

End of list. Sorry if you're butt-hurt, but it's true.

Greatest Actor Ever 

Robert Downey Jr
Ever seen Chaplin? Tropic Thunder? Iron Man? Kiss Kiss Bang Bang? Less Than Zero?

Go do it. He's the greatest actor ever.
Greatest Actor Ever by whatyaaaa September 27, 2010

greatest pussy of all time 

someone who refuses to eat hot fries because they’re “too hot
Owen is the greatest pussy of all time.
greatest pussy of all time by mnl December 11, 2019

Greatest fictional character

the greatest piece of fiction ever created obito uchiha.
who’s the best fictional character? “it’s obito uchiha” the word fiction means something that is made up not real obito is a fictional character that belongs to the naruto series he’s the main antagonist and the best by far so the Greatest fictional character means obito uchiha

greatest gf in the world 

the best girlfriend in the world. a girl who is perfect for you and cant compare to anyone else. Does not fuck around and loves .

Greatest Video Games Of All Time 

Final Fantasy VII
Super Mario Bros. 3
Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles
Operation Wolf
Metroid
Contra & Contra 3
Smackdown: Here Comes the Pain
Tetris
Donkey Kong Country