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stairway in a grandfather clock 

A total upset. One of the biggest surprises you've seen in a long time. Like discovering Ma'am and George had a secret passage to upstairs for Webster, hidden away inside a faux grandfather clock.
"Wait a second. So you're telling me Ivy is a dude???"

"I slid off her pants and...fuck. I think I'm going to be sick again."

"She didn't have a bulge or anything?"

"Nope. Like a fucking stairway in a grandfather clock...ugh...I'm going to hurl again."

grandfather clock

While mooning someone, the mooner bends over exposing his dick and balls. He then sways back and fourth as to make his dick look like the long pendulum on a grandfather clock
It just started as a casual moon, but then turned into a grandfather clock

Grandfather-Clock 

When one gets on a table without your pants on, and swing your junk left to right.
I did a Grandfather-Clock to your mom
Grandfather-Clock by FM4k September 7, 2003

Grandfather 

The person who turns you into a man and makes sure you aren't in bad health.
My grandfather is the older version of a badass role model who won't take shit from anybody.

Grandfather cock block 

I was hitting on this fine looking nurse at the old folks home when my grandma told her about me being unemployed.

me: "nice Grandfather cock block g-ma!"

G-ma: "shut up and drink your ovaltine"

grandfather cock 

When you're trying to shop for some antique grandfather clocks for your paps but then you unfortunately forget the "l" in "grandfather clock" and now you wish you were dead.
Poor Fool: *mistakenly types 'grandfather cock', clicks on 'images'*
*questionable things appear*
Poor Fool: AH DEAR GOD GET THE BLEACH
grandfather cock by Vladdy45 April 26, 2019