nut graf

Often the second paragraph in a feature news story, it is referred to as such because after the first line (or lead), you have to bust your balls to get the rest of the story out.

A: Hey how's that story on that suspicious white van coming along?
B: Not too bad really, but the nut graf is giving me a hard time.

nut graf by captain banana trousers January 16, 2017

max graf 

max graf is a horse girl in spirit. he likes to wear pink skirts to school and gallop down the halls. he acts like he’s straight but that’s not how he actually feels. he is a very kind person (sometimes) but can be very rude.

oh my god do you see max graf galloping down the halls?? SO FUNNY!! WHAT A LOSERRRRRR

max graf by lololol lololol March 1, 2020

radio graffiti 

A segment on The Ghost Show(True Capitalist Radio) via Blog Talk Radio. Towards the end of the show, Ghost gives callers about 4 seconds to say anything they want, Be it a shoutout, an audio clip, or TROLLING GHOST.

Ghost: 205, Radio Graffiti!

205: * FUCK YOU TEXAS, AND FUCK YOUR LONE STAR BEER-*

Ghost: Get this idiot of- GET'EM OFF!!

radio graffiti by Argonian Repoman August 30, 2011

grafting gash

the disgusting state of a woman's gash after a hard day's work.

"Hey did you take that bitch back to your place last night?"
"No mate, she had grafting gash"

grafting gash by ProperGeezer November 7, 2017

Soap grafting 

The act of attaching an almost completely used piece of soap to a new, unused piece because it is now too small to be conveniently used but you also don't want to waste it.

My mum always soap grafts because she doesn't want to waste anything. Soap grafting is good.

Soap grafting by k4mik4zee December 19, 2009

Graffeces 

Using fecal matter to write or draw with on a wall

There was some Graffeces in the Underground Tunnel

Graffeces by Graffeces July 30, 2006

Graffing Out 

The term "Graffing Out" refers to the act of having a few screws lose or to be mentally unstable, commonly used in Dominos for some employees having problems.

Wow, Mike must be Graffing Out. He hasnt done anything right today.

Graffing Out by S2KJ October 5, 2009