Gorming Out

Staring into space generally out of it. Looking gormless, usually whilst Daydreaming.

Eg; I was gorming out

Gorming Out by Gormer November 27, 2010

Garking 

Performing fellatio on oneself, aka autofelatio.

(Coined by Reina Scully in "Surprise Butt Sex!" SF podcast)

After two years of yoga, Billy now spends his days garking.

Garking by nick pine July 2, 2016

Gooking Up 

an alternative for Gooking

non-homo person 1: Shit was GL gooking up for the latest sac?
non-homo person 2: yeah wanker lied to us about not gooking up
non-homo person 1: fuck him, no lifed guy.

Gooking Up by GLGLGL22 August 18, 2008

Gordingo 

A Chilean holiday that began in Cauquenes celebrating (a lot of) food. It occurs every Sunday on which you're allowed to eat whatever you like - no guilt. The celebrations traditionally start on Friday, ending on Sunday.

Hey, let's go to Unimarc for the empanada de pino ingredients for Gordingo!

Gordingo by San Francisco El Patron May 13, 2021

gording 

to hover uncontrollably, breathing an undesirable ambience over a single, vulnerable, quivering, target.

gordie was gording all over emily.

"i'm being gorded!"

"oh shit, he's gording again."

gording by emily, greg, tatty October 12, 2005

Gerking 

slapping a woman to orgasm with a pickle.

The pickle must be sliced in order to achieve the best slapping.

Gerk me, Gerk me with your giant pickle!

After gerking for hours, her lips were sore and the room was a mess.

Gerking by Blafbatser98 May 13, 2014

Gerking 

The act of massaging oneselves penis.(masturbation)

Josh loves gerking his small cock while whaching pornography.

Gerking by coreyb March 23, 2005