gorilla mask stranger

a man who comes into your house and gorilla masks all your toilet seats. he wears a ski mask and carries a pornographic magazine in his back pocket. scientists believe this is the leading cause of unknown pubic hair showing up on yor toilet seat worldwide. the gorilla mask stranger comes into your house when you are on holiday away from your home, at house parties and large get-togethers. the gorilla mask stranger then goes inside discreetly, finds all the bathrooms and proceeds to gorilla mask them.

guy 1: oh dude, after the party last night my toilet seats were totally covered with pubes. it was so gross, i needed gloves and a mask to clean them off. ill never feel comfortable on my can again.

guy 2: it was the gorilla mask stranger dude. the bastard must have gotten in last night

gorilla mask stranger by frog-man-thing September 25, 2009

gorilla mask streaker 

The act of streaking through a high school and through a village with nothing but a gorilla mask on. Not to be confused with the sexual act of a gorilla mask.

Jason was wrote about in the papers as a gorilla mask streaker when he was chased by his principal Kimberle.

gorilla mask streaker by Onion Ringer February 1, 2007

the gorilla mask 

When you know you are going to have sex that night so you shave your pubes beforehand and set them aside. You then cum on the girls face and throw the pubes on her creating a gorilla mask.

My girlfriend didn't know what she wanted to be for halloween so I gave her the gorilla mask.

the gorilla mask by Aaron Traviss October 15, 2008

Sloppy Gorilla Mask 

The act of ejaculating onto a person's face and then ripping out and adhering one's pubic hairs onto that person's face.

The chick was wearing a fresh Sloppy Gorilla Mask, courtesy of Josh.

Sloppy Gorilla Mask by Thunder Tubby March 30, 2009

Double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin 

This act involves at least two men and one woman. Sex must take place on the first floor in front of a window. Man one must switch off with man two during sex. Man one dresses quickly, goes outside, walks in front of the window. When the girl sees man one, man two spits on her back and pulls out. When she turns around man two busts in her face, and throws pubes in her face. Man two than sticks a finger in his ass, inserts in in her mouth, and sticks two fingers in her vagina and one in her ass. He than lifts her up and screams "I've hooked the Marlin!" Man one reenters in time to take a picture, and they all live happily ever after.

"I know bob and mark care because they gave me a double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin."

Double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin by The Mad Tea-Bagger December 9, 2008

reverse gorilla mask 

A variation of the gorilla mask, a reverse gorilla mask is a sexual act which involves two men. The "donor" first cuts his facial hair. He then proceeds to cum on the shaved testicles of a male friend, the "recipient". The donor then sprinkles his facial hair onto the recipients testicles.

"Dude, you shaved!" "Fuck yeah, man! Last night I totally gave Anthony a reverse gorilla mask!"

reverse gorilla mask by ampatr8 November 1, 2009

Reverse rocking chair dirty gorilla mask 

When your lady has your legs pinned to the headboard and is eating your ass while you are uncontrollably cumming onto your own face. She then rips out the hairs of your ass and throws it at your face and it sticks to the jizz.

I had Hanks Throbbing member in my mouth the other night and I threatened to reverse rocking chair dirty gorilla mask him! Ooofffff!!!

Reverse rocking chair dirty gorilla mask by Tony Papadog February 12, 2019