secret greetings 

Said in a low quiet voice whilst you mabate. Your hand must be playing pocket pull or else it is no longer secretive. This phrase is derived from greetings, a popular slogan of slick hipster, Mr. Dente.

"SECRET GREETINGS" splat!
~OR~
"I played secret greetings while the music teacher played a movie in class," said C. S.

secret greetings by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 13, 2004

greeting 

common scottish slang for crying

"Aye, you were fair bawling and greeting like a wee bairn"

"Aww, I wiz almost greetin when Lassie died."

greeting by anna apple October 12, 2003

Gleeking Out 

The act of freaking out about Fox's newest big hit show Glee.

Geeking out over the show Glee.

1) Dude did you watch Glee last night?
2) Yeah! When they sang Somebody to Love, I was Gleeking Out!

Gleeking Out by MrPJXN October 15, 2009

Greetings 

A person gives a classical greeting to a hip crowd to be funny.

Greetings Bretheren what up with thee.

Greetings by Sun Rhythms October 13, 2004

Greetings from London 

A cordial way of saying who gives a fuck, fuck off, or shut the fuck up. This expression is particularly useful in online conversations or when you need to silence someone in their tracks.

Jack: So let me tell you what I did today. I fed my cat, polished my shoes, bought a new hat, but I still didn't get any work done on my damn--

Greg: Greetings from London!

Jack: Sorry about that.

Greetings from London by avery_brooks August 21, 2008

Greeting Person 

A person who is used to greet someone.

“I sent my friend a greeting person so they knew they were appreciated”

Greeting Person by winkwink87 March 7, 2022

seasons greetings 

A geekier way of saying "Happy Holidays." Usually embroidered on doormats and other brute holiday paraphernalia for political correctness.

geek: seasons greetings
person: what the
geek: greetings and salutations
person: hrm, your back

seasons greetings by meskk December 31, 2007